On the latest protein-filled fuckburger of fun that is Park After Dark: Julian plays Guess the Fucking Thing, Bubbles attempts to solve the monolith mystery, and Ricky’s having trouble getting word learnt! Also: The Boys come up with a plan to get free porn!
On the latest real-as-fuck Real Fucking Reality Show: What the fuck is that noise? Could it be thunder? Farts? Or could it be a soon-to-be-ex-news presenter, drunk as fuck with his greasy bag hanging out? Hmmm…
OK, Trailer Park Boys and SwearNet fans, here it is… It’s the BIGGEST fucking SOTU ever! With BIG FUCKING NEWS!! BIGGGG!!!!! Watch the full announcement for FREE at SwearNet
On today’s SwearNet News: A Special Fucking Report from the Bedford Basin, Nova Scotia! Pat goes beyond the bullshit and asks: Is that mystery barge for sexy sea orgies, or some other fucking thing? And what is the truth behind the royal boob-shaped lodge?
No more Grumpy Pumpy – Julian’s changed his tune and is looking on the bright side of life! The Boys rock out to Roch Voisine, and discuss alien monoliths, Ricky’s new party shirt and fighting an alligator! Also: Nice table, Ricky! No wait, it’s fucked.
In the Bag this week: The Boys receive a package from England – is it from the Queen, or a fucking murderer?! Mike gets another bumper box from Amy, and grab your liquor, there’s a t-shirt party round at JP’s!
Join Luigi Villeneuve, Clifton Francois de Lugio and Mika Tina for another fucked Park After Dark! Discover if you can teach a drunk horse new tricks, how to sell frozen pigeons to China, and the best way to get learnt on math. Also: Why the fuck doesn’t the Apple Store sell apples?!
Welcome to the Ultimate Hot Bag! Pat Roach joins the Boys as they unwrap more awesome gifts, including a touching letter from a US military vet, chocolate bar heaven, pooping cats and 8.26″ of pleasure!
On the latest Real Fucking Reality Show: Robb, JP and Mike critique Pat’s recent news broadcasts. Did he pass the test? Did he fuck!! And what the fuck is Pat up to in the SwearNet kitchen? Watch now at SwearNet.com!
Aaaaand in the blue corner, from Parts Unknown, the winner of the 2020 TPB Halloween Costume Contest! Congratulations to the lil’ Green Bastard (and his adult helpers), plus the six awesome runners-up whose photos made us laugh our asses off!
See ya again in 2021 for the BIGGEST Halloween costume contest yet…