Randy (and his fucked porno moustache) has some bad news for Ricky – but first he has to get through the prison pat-down. Gorilla Fingers is ready! And speaking of hairdressing disasters, what in the FUCK has happened to Ricky’s head?!!!
Mailbag – He’ll Suck The Filth Right Off These Nuts
Is it drugs or glitter? Can hot nuts kill ya? How much Beatles shit can one guy get for his birthday?! Find out on today’s blazin’ Mailbag!
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Park After Dark – Never Trust a Caveman Bearing Dirty Liquor
What the fuck is that smellin’ I smell? It’s that greasy cave dweller Sam Losco! But he’s come bearing free booze and donairs, so the Boys let him in. So what the fuck does he want?! Also: Ricky figures out science!
TPB Jail Shorts – Bad News Bubbs
On the latest TPB Jail Short: Ut-oh… Bubbles has some bad news for Ricky this week! But is it just regular bad news, or fucking bad bad news? Watch now at SwearNet.com and the TPB/SwearNet app!
Trailer Park Boys On The Road – Dublin
Fuck yeah, we found the ‘lost’ Dublin episode of On The Road in the SwearNet archives! Only took eight years to find the fucking thing, but in our defence we’re usually high.
The Boys check out Ireland’s capital city and meet some fucked but friendly locals. Let the frigging drinking begin!
Wednesday Wisdom – Suit Dummies
In Episode 17 of TPB: Jail Shorts, Ricky suffered an existential crisis! He wanted to come up with a saying he’d be remembered by. After some coaxing by Bubbles, he came up with this. The man is a fuckin’ genius!
Mailbag – Murderbag
Did we do mushrooms before the latest episode of Mailbag, or is this real?!? Find out what Rudi’s got for the Boys this week, what Mike gets for his borntday, and what’s in a suspicious-smelling package! We hope it’s not fucking fingers!
Happy Borntday Mike Smith and Cory Bowles!
It’s a double fuckin’ whammy celebration today – Happy Borntday to Mike Smith and Cory Bowles!!
Park After Dark – Bubbles’ Shirt Shack
On the latest Park After Dark: Ricky’s new business is a GO, and Bubbles is making some snazzy company t-shirts. Come on Bubbs, get that fucking iron cranked up – time is money! Julian also has a money-making scheme involving bar fights – how much is Ricky’s eyeball worth? Also: Get drunk before the supernova hits!
Jail Shorts – Double Butter Double Buzz
Now streaming at SwearNet: It’s movie night at the Sunnyvale Correctional Facility – with weed butter popcorn and a flash of bush! It’s gonna be the best fucking night ever…
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