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New on swearnet – Doodle’s a Greasy Lady’s Man

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Buddy van Doodle’s up to no good!  On the latest episode of Dicker’d Up with Pug, we learn about his taste for the oldies, and we’re not talking about music!

After a wild night at his grandmother’s party, Doodle picked up a mature lady.  The only problem: this mature lady has a mature man of her own and he’s fucking pissed!

Will Doodle survive the rage of a jilted lover?  Will his lady ever get enough meat cigrits?  Find out now!

New on swearnet.com – SwearNet Scab Eater

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Well this one is absolutely FUCKED.

On the latest episode of Dicker’d Up with Pug, Robis is challenged to eat a dirty skusting scab from Doodle’s leg in exchange for injectable hash.  Yep, you read that cocksucker correctly – a fucking scab from Doodle’s leg, for hash that comes in needle form.  Holy fuck.

This one is so fucked that Pug himself is nauseated.  FUCK!

New on swearnet.com – What Would You Do for a Cigrit?

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Ever wonder how much shit a guy will eat for a couple of cigrits?  On the latest Dicker’d Up with Pug, we find out!

Pug lays out an assorted (and fucking mysterious) array of shit for everyone to eat, with the winner earning about as many smokes as Ricky gets by snapping his fingers around Cory.  It’s a battle of guts and gags with six of Inwood’s finest — who will take the crown?!

Plus – we get a glimpse at a game of “Cock in the Corn Hole” and Pug’s parents arrive at the compound!

New on Swearnet.com – Meet Tim, the Meth Head Viking

Tim is coked out and playing guitar

Fer absolute fuck’s sake, Pug might’ve bit off more than he can chew with his new hire.

In this episode of Dicker’d Up with Pug, we meet Tim, who is a goof of the highest degree.  Fresh in from BC, he seems to prefer fucking around with his guitar and shoving dirty shit up his nose instead of doing the work he was hired to do.

Doodle and Pug are fucked for picking up the bins and they need at least one more dick to help them – NOT a meth head viking like Tim.

 

New at swearnet.com: Pug’s Fucked-Up SwearNet Corkscrew!

Pug's friend is going to do a fucked up jump!

Friggin right boys (& girls)!  This week on Dicker’d Up with Pug: the crew at Inwood Customs did all the calculations and they’re ready to launch their brave fuckin volunteer into a SwearNet corkscrew!  Can they overcome the physics?  Will Mowin’ McMowerstein ever fuck off with his noisy lawn mower?  Watch and find out!