JP is the king of the packages on the latest episode of Mailbag! He’s the happy recipient of some very special gifts including some Montreal Canadiens steak knives, a DECENT new dagger, and even a fan letter from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson!
There are some more serious contenders for the Season 12 decoration contest, including some tarot cards and Fluffy the cat. The clock is fucking ticking on this contest, so if you want to enter before the May 31st deadline, you better get your shit in the mail now!
PLUS: The Boys receive some A+ portraits, all the way from Wishigan!
Perhaps the most fucked thing to come out of his rustic barnyard vacation was the greasy interactions between his kitties and the farm animals. Get ready to learn how Orange Thunder got its name!
Also on the podcash, Ricky tries out his virtual reality headset, displays his new wrist purse, and shows off his latest non-PG artistic masterpiece, “Hammy Injoys Cocksicle.” PLUS: Julian has an idea for making money in 2017, and it’s not dirty, literally!
The Boys are making a beer and they need your fucking help!
On the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys announced that they’re working on releasing a nice, poundable lager in the very near future! The first step: designing a can that will kick the arses of all the other cans on the shelf!
Some artists spend months or even years perfecting a masterpiece. Not Ricky, he bangs them out in about 20 minutes.
On the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available FOR FUCKING FREE on iTunes and Libsyn, Ricky joins the ranks of Canada’s most prolific artists by creating Mt. Killa Whale – his latest signed masterpiece, now available on eBay. After last week’s piece The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu earned nearly $2,000 for the Gord Downie Fund for Brain Cancer Research, Rick figured he might as well try again, because we all love Gord!
Also on the podcash: Bubbles is hard into the wine, Julian may (or may not) be cheating at Sunnyvale Jeopardy, and Ricky explains global warming.
Ricky’s at it again! After his masterpiece The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu brought in nearly $2,000 for the Gord Downie Fund for Brain Cancer Research, he figures he will try it again — this time, tackling the artistic world of volcanoes and whales.
Before the grand reveal of Ricky’s masterpiece, the Boys play another heated game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy, discuss the cremation/arse-cleaning of cats, and brainstorm on a few greasy names for new wine and champagne brands.
The 60th podcash is in the fuckin bag! On this week’s episode, Bubbles is attempting to class things up with some nice red wine and massive hunks of cheese.
The Boys chat about kitties – both the cremation and the arsehole-scrubbing of them. Bubbles fires up his DECENT new computer/tablety thingy for a round of Sunnyvale Jeopardy, and Ricky worries about his possible (but not real) allergy to peanuts because his tongue is going dumb.
Even though it’s simply three drunk and stoned idiots talking shit, a lot work goes into the production of the podcast. Usually, it’s broadcasted from the comforts of Ricky’s kitchen, but in order to stick to a schedule (and keep Julian’s greasy sponsors happy), the Boys don’t let their busy touring schedule get in the way. They’ve podcasted from such far-flung places as Central Park in New York City, Hollywood, and fuckin’ Finland!
“We thought we were fucked to begin with,” says Preston. “Normally you secure the proper paperwork for that kind of thing, but we didn’t have the time, so we just went for it. Bright lights, a camera crew, open liquor, and Bubbles calling out to people he thought were Conan O’Brien. The Boys are used to jail, I’m not, I thought we were fucked.”
Thankfully, they made it to a place where everybody knows your name before Boston’s finest showed up.
Highs and Lows
Sometimes, the Boys travel to places where the cops just don’t give a fuck.
“Oh man, the giggle fit inAmsterdam,” recalls Chipper. “We were all so high and in the perfect mood. When Ricky started talking about the goddamn swans we all lost our shit. What you saw on camera was all real reactionary laughter. They even called me out because I couldn’t stop fuckin’ laughing off camera.”
The Boys agree — on the one-year anniversary podcast, they declared the Amsterdam episode to be the highest they’ve ever been on the podcash.
Vincent van Go Fuck Yourself
But it’s not all dope and cops — the Podcast is also an opportunity for the Boys to display their many talents.
“Anytime Ricky draws or paints is the best,” says Hannah. “There was one episode when Ricky started talking about ‘Vincent van GoPro’ and got all confused about exactly which body part he cut off, it was some weird shit.”
Ricky is not just a whiz with the paintbrush, he’s also a decent fucking chef. Or at least, he thinks so.
“I liked Ricky’s Choco-bananee-salmoken recipe, I’d like to see him make that on Master Chef,” says Tiggy. “But perhaps not his version of turducken, that was fucked.”
Podcasting Is a Safety Hazard
Though it’s been an extremely successful inaugural year of theTrailer Park Boys Podcast, it hasn’t come without its bumps and bruises.
Ricky nearly burned the studio down while trying to celebrate the one-year borntday, but that is just one slice of the danger-pepperoni. In fact, Ricky is lucky to have survived this year.
With all this momentum behind them, even the strongest shit winds can’t slow down the Trailer Park BoysPodcast. Be sure to tune into year two of this cockery! You can watch the video version by subscribing to SwearNet, or if you prefer to listen to the audio version (or maybe you’re a cheap fucker), you can listen to it on iTunes and Libsyn.