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New on swearnet.com – Like an Angel Shit in My Mouth

JP is the king of the packages on the latest episode of Mailbag!  He’s the happy recipient of some very special gifts including some Montreal Canadiens steak knives, a DECENT new dagger, and even a fan letter from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson!

There are some more serious contenders for the Season 12 decoration contest, including some tarot cards and Fluffy the cat.  The clock is fucking ticking on this contest, so if you want to enter before the May 31st deadline, you better get your shit in the mail now!

PLUS: The Boys receive some A+ portraits, all the way from Wishigan!

New on swearnet.com – You Can’t Fix a Car with a Chainsaw

Ricky tries out a Virtual Reality system

Bubbles is back and is sharing stories from his cowboy getaway on the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Perhaps the most fucked thing to come out of his rustic barnyard vacation was the greasy interactions between his kitties and the farm animals.  Get ready to learn how Orange Thunder got its name!

Also on the podcash, Ricky tries out his virtual reality headset, displays his new wrist purse, and shows off his latest non-PG artistic masterpiece, “Hammy Injoys Cocksicle.”  PLUS:  Julian has an idea for making money in 2017, and it’s not dirty, literally!

Episode 76 is sponsored by the official Trailer Park Boys Merch Store and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

 

Now on iTunes and Libsyn: The Boys are Making a Fucking Beer!

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The Boys are making a beer and they need your fucking help!

On the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys announced that they’re working on releasing a nice, poundable lager in the very near future!  The first step: designing a can that will kick the arses of all the other cans on the shelf!

CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE LABEL!

There’s only one problem: Ricky’s fucking pissed because he didn’t know about the beer deal, and he’s bound and determined to create a label himself.

You can watch the video version on SwearNet.com, or if you’re a cheap fucker, you can listen to the audio version for free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Episode 63 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Ow! Lava Hurt! Yuk!

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Some artists spend months or even years perfecting a masterpiece.  Not Ricky, he bangs them out in about 20 minutes.

On the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available FOR FUCKING FREE on iTunes and Libsyn, Ricky joins the ranks of Canada’s most prolific artists by creating Mt. Killa Whale – his latest signed masterpiece, now available on eBay.  After last week’s piece The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu earned nearly $2,000 for the Gord Downie Fund for Brain Cancer Research, Rick figured he might as well try again, because we all love Gord!

Also on the podcash: Bubbles is hard into the wine, Julian may (or may not) be cheating at Sunnyvale Jeopardy, and Ricky explains global warming.

Episode 61 is sponsored by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

New on swearnet.com – Ow! Lava Hurt! Yuk!

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Ricky’s at it again!  After his masterpiece The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu brought in nearly $2,000 for the Gord Downie Fund for Brain Cancer Research, he figures he will try it again — this time, tackling the artistic world of volcanoes and whales.

On this week’s episode of The Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys are back at Sunnyvale Jeopardy, though Bubbles is hard into the wine so things go a bit fucky.  The Boys munch on some snacks from Hawai-eye, and Ricky attempts to explain global warming.

Episode 61 comes courtesy of the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – The Peenut Tree is on eBay!

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Ricky got high as fuck and drew a masterpiece, and you can hear all about it on the audio version of the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!

A super joint of strong dope (rolled by Julian) put Ricky in quite the artistic fame of mind, allowing him to produce The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu which is currently on eBay and going for a FUCKLOAD of money!  Bidding lasts til Friday and all proceeds to the Gord Downie Fund for Brain Cancer Research!

Before the grand reveal of Ricky’s masterpiece, the Boys play another heated game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy, discuss the cremation/arse-cleaning of cats, and brainstorm on a few greasy names for new wine and champagne brands.

Episode 60 is sponsored by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

New on swearnet.com – The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu

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The 60th podcash is in the fuckin bag!  On this week’s episode, Bubbles is attempting to class things up with some nice red wine and massive hunks of cheese.

The Boys chat about kitties – both the cremation and the arsehole-scrubbing of them.  Bubbles fires up his DECENT new computer/tablety thingy for a round of Sunnyvale Jeopardy, and Ricky worries about his possible (but not real) allergy to peanuts because his tongue is going dumb.

But while all the podcashing is going on, Ricky is busy creating a masterpiece – THE GREAT PEENUT TREE OF RUTU – and you have a chance to bid on it and own the signed original!

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The Boys will be donating all proceeds to the Gord Downie Fund for Brain Cancer Research so dig deep and own an authentic piece of art by one of the great Canadian artists of the 21st century!

Podcast 60 is sponsored by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Learnt on Art!

Ricky is doing some extreme painting!

Ricky is back in his workshop and it’s time for you to get learnt on art!

On the latest episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky, Ricky passes on some learntings that he was learnt on while taking anger management classes in jail: how to make your own fucking art.

Vincent van Go Fuck Yourself gets us learnt on four types of art: still alive, lanscrapes, heads, and abstacts (extreme fucking painting).

If you try this at home, make sure you have a first aid kit nearby because as Ricky demonstrates, art can be fucking dangerous!

Fucked Memories from the Year Gone By

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It doesn’t take a rocket appliantist to know that there are 52 weeks in a year.  Well, the Boys just finished their 52nd weekly podcast, so that means the Trailer Park Boys Podcast is celebrating its borntday!

Even though it’s simply three drunk and stoned idiots talking shit, a lot work goes into the production of the podcast.  Usually, it’s broadcasted from the comforts of Ricky’s kitchen,  but in order to stick to a schedule (and keep Julian’s greasy sponsors happy), the Boys don’t let their busy touring schedule get in the way.  They’ve podcasted from such far-flung places as Central Park in New York City, Hollywood, and fuckin’ Finland!


Location, Location, Location

SwearNet showrunner Preston has some fucked memories from the time the Boys did a podcast in the middle of a public park in Boston, without a permit.

We thought we were fucked to begin with,” says Preston.  “Normally you secure the proper paperwork for that kind of thing, but we didn’t have the time, so we just went for it.  Bright lights, a camera crew, open liquor, and Bubbles calling out to people he thought were Conan O’Brien.  The Boys are used to jail, I’m not, I thought we were fucked.”

Thankfully, they made it to a place where everybody knows your name before Boston’s finest showed up.


Highs and Lows

Sometimes, the Boys travel to places where the cops just don’t give a fuck.

Crew dick Chipper’s fondest memory was when they went to Amsterdam (surprise, surprise).

Oh man, the giggle fit in Amsterdam,” recalls Chipper.  “We were all so high and in the perfect mood.  When Ricky started talking about the goddamn swans we all lost our shit.  What you saw on camera was all real reactionary laughter. They even called me out because I couldn’t stop fuckin’ laughing off camera.”

The Boys agree — on the one-year anniversary podcast, they declared the Amsterdam episode to be the highest they’ve ever been on the podcash.


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But it’s not all dope and cops — the Podcast is also an opportunity for the Boys to display their many talents.

Camera dickette Hannah‘s favourite moments are when Ricky lets his artistic juices flow.

Anytime Ricky draws or paints is the best,” says Hannah.  “There was one episode when Ricky started talking about ‘Vincent van GoPro’ and got all confused about exactly which body part he cut off, it was some weird shit.”


Turtleducken

Ricky is not just a whiz with the paintbrush, he’s also a decent fucking chef.  Or at least, he thinks so.

Website moderator Tiggy says her favourite memories involve Ricky’s ambitiously fucked food creations.

I liked Ricky’s Choco-bananee-salmoken recipe, I’d like to see him make that on Master Chef,” says Tiggy.  “But perhaps not his version of turducken, that was fucked.”


Podcasting Is a Safety Hazard

Though it’s been an extremely successful inaugural year of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, it hasn’t come without its bumps and bruises.

Ricky nearly burned the studio down while trying to celebrate the one-year borntday, but that is just one slice of the danger-pepperoni.  In fact, Ricky is lucky to have survived this year.


With all this momentum behind them, even the strongest shit winds can’t slow down the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.  Be sure to tune into year two of this cockery!  You can watch the video version by subscribing to SwearNet, or if you prefer to listen to the audio version (or maybe you’re a cheap fucker), you can listen to it on iTunes and Libsyn.

Have a drinky-poo and celebrate the first borntday of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!