On today’s Mailbag (motherfucker), the Boys open a box from Hawaii that is in contention for PACKAGE OF THE YEAR!
As per usual, Mike tastes a bunch of hot sauces (and gets absolutely fucked over by one of them), the Boys get a shit apple, and a bunch of swearing cats. They also get some DECENT fan art, in the form of a TPB comic!
We also learn a few things – limit your letters for the Boys to 10 words or less, and it might not be wise to ask for 200 tiny fucking autographs.
Put down your Pokefuck Go app and go spend some REAL time outside! Whether it’s a liquor picnic at the beach, extreme dirty burger BBQing, or a piss jug road trip, we want to see photos of how you enjoy the GREASY outdoors.
Our photo contest starts today – and you have three weeks to upload your photo. After that, tell your arsehole friends that they have one week to vote for your picture. The person with the most votes will win a DECENT prize pack, plus a one-year subscription to SwearNet! Runners-up will also receive SwearNet subs.
You can read the full cocksucking contest details and enter by clicking here.
Win a RARE SwearNet cap, Dirty Burger apron, a beer coozie, a Green Bastard t-shirt, and a DECENT signed picture from the Boys. Plus – one free fucking year of SwearNet!
Summertime, and the living is GREASY!