Before we know it, the camera dicks will be following Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles again for Season 12. We you arseholes to send some shit to the Mailbag to help decorate Sunnyvale! If you have something that you think would make a great decoration for the set of Trailer Park Boys, send the cocksucker in and it just might make its way to Sunnyvale!
Send us small shit only – anything that can fit inside a shoebox is good to go.
We’ll choose our 10 favourite items and use the cocksuckers on the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.
If we choose your shit, we’ll give you a free year-long subscription to SwearNet.com to say fuckin’ thanks.
The deadline is the end of May – we need to receive your shit by May 31st!
We will announce the winners on an upcoming episode of Mailbag.
Er, well, not real hash, the police would fuck us over pretty bad if we started doing that. But we still have a DECENT gift for you if you spend just £30 / €35 / $35 on our merchandise! A hash coin makes a great fucking stocking stuffer! These cocksuckers are made by Big Joe’s Biker Rings, the official maker of Trailer Park Boys jewelry.
Stay tuned for more GREASY deals as we get closer to the borntday of Santa-Jesus-God!
We have another contender for “package of the year” with an absolutely fucking bonanza from New York, including a SIX FOOT COCK. Big Joe sends in some more DECENT shit, and the Boys get a butter maker, which is probably related to dope somehow.
This episode is brought to you by Mike Smith’s epic wine bender!
They also get a fuck load of candy from Sweden, space gifts, mixed nuts, and a birthday card (WITH LIQUOR CASH) for Mike. Perhaps the most fucked up thing they receive is a mystery box full of suspicious oils and powders – is someone out to poison the Boys, or are looks deceiving?!
And this is a public service announcement to Mike – JP’s mom DOES watch this fucking show, so watch your goddamn mouth!
If you want to send some shit to the Mailbag (with absolutely NO guarantee that it’ll be opened in any kind of a timely fucking fashion), use this address:
The Boys are working hard at catching up on the massive pile that is the mailbag. On the latest episode, they discover a birthday package for Robb (whose birthday was March 20th, fuck!), encounter a whole fuck load of monkey-related gifts, and get a shitload of goodies from Big Joe’s Biker Rings all the fucking way from Thailand!
Plus, they get a fuck ton of snacks from Ohio, some DECENT t-shirts, and some turkey joints!
If you want to send some shit into the mailbag, send er to this address: