Roll a joint and mix some stiff drinks, because this episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky features a recipe that is PERFECT for your next drunk and stoned trailer park party!
Ricky puts together HaliDip, a dip based on the legendary Halifax donair. If you’ve ever been liquored in Halifax, your night has probably ended up at a donair shop. The fucking city actually named the greasy bastard the official food of Halifax. The gyro-esque wrap is delicious but messy as fuck, which prompted a Nova Scotian blogger to create a DECENT dip to make it easier to get ‘er in ya.
Ricky takes us through the process of making donair meat, building your own spit, creating the sexually suggestive donair sauce, and then turning the whole fucking thing into HaliDip!
PLUS: Ricky reviews the security tape to find out which fucker(s) fell victim to his booby traps!
Pour yourself a sippy-poo – you’ll need one for this extremely fucked episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy!
Things start out normal enough, with some shit talk and the like. Lahey introduces a new segment – the “Joke of the Day,” and Randy updates us on the effectiveness of his cheeseburger patch. They play a record of backwards music, and discuss the dangers of solar flares.
But then, something as innocent as a Randy’s Kitchen segment becomes a shit storm of epic proportions. As Randy prepares to show the SwearNet audience how to make cheeseburger calzones, he quickly learns a bitter, pissy lesson about over-stepping his boundaries!
Ricky kicks off Season 2 of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky in an unexpected way. Though he planned to dedicate the first episode to building ovens, things go off the rails when he discovers that someone has been fucking with his workshop.
Tools are misplaced, and the plants smell like piss. Ricky’s not sure who is responsible, but the stoned sleuths at SwearBlog suspect it may have something to do with the newly expanded Randy’s Kitchen set. Whatever the case, Ricky responds by setting up some Fuck-You traps to fuck over whoever’s been fucking with him.
Best of all, he set up a security camera so that he can watch all of this shit go down!