“Make weed illegal again!” Alfonso Ramirez, aka Ricky, struggles with the new reality of legal weed in his neck of the woods and fears the worst… Is he out of fucking work, or can the Boys come up with a plan?
Attention Greasy Money gamers, we have ANOTHER event for you this week! Bubbles is on a quest to find the nicest kitty in Sunnyvale Trailer Park… which pussy will win Best in Show? Tune in to our latest Event at 2PM PT, Thursday September 20!
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Deck the halls with weed and liquor… we’re pleased as fuck to announce the dates for our 2018 Xmas tour! We’ll be flying the shit-sleigh to the following venues:
Nov 26 – Minneapolis, MN
Nov 27 – Green Bay, WI
Nov 28 – Cincinnati, OH
Nov 30 – Chicago, IL
Dec 1 – Detroit, MI
Dec 2 – Cleveland, OH
Dec 3 – Pittsburg, PA
Dec 5 – Rochester, NY
Dec 6 – Upper Darby, PA
Dec 7 – New York, NY
Dec 8 – Portland, ME
Dec 9 – Boston, MA
Pre-sale starts 10 am local time on Tuesday, Sept 18 at tickets.rickyjulianbubbles.com – regular tickets go on sale Friday, Sept 21!
Can Ricky transform himself into DJ Donut Head before the next date with his new girlfriend? Would Julian bang Tudor queen Anne Boleyn? Why are people in Connecticut getting its fucking name wrong? And which Buddy Holly song should Bubbles’ band play at their next gig? Find out in today’s greasy Trailer Park Boys Podca$h!
Bubbles is high as fack on this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcock – he can’t tell the difference between a duck and a helicopter! The Boys discuss camping with Bill Clinton, smoking babies, and how many ladies Richard Gere has banged.
Also: the problem with Paris pissoirs, and sex in public!
Tell winter to FUCK OFF next March! Bubbles, Ricky, and Julian are hitting the high seas with some very special friends for a 4-day cruise to a private island in the Bahamas – and YOU’RE INVITED!! We’re parking the Shitmobile in Tampa, Florida and hitching a ride on the beautiful Norwegian Pearl from March 6-10, 2019, setting sail to crystally-clear Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas.
We’ll also be bringing along RANDY, CORY & JACOB, TOM GREEN, BIF NAKED, DOUG BENSON, BUBBLES & THE SHITROCKERS, and more awesome guests to be announced!
Your new FLOATING PARTY PALACE, The Norwegian Pearl, awaits you with all the amenities and accommodations you need for smooth, drunk sailing. With a piss-free pool and hot tubs to chill in, multiple bars and lounges, a Julian-approved ‘Moneyvale’ casino, luxurious richey-type spa services, an ENDLESS supply of the best food you could ever fuckin’ eat… and MORE!!
CLICK HERE to register for the pre-sale, get priority booking, learn about flexible payment plans, and check out all the awesome shit we’ll be doing onboard!
On today’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast: As well as fucking up another decent song, Ricky creates a new segment where he tells people and things to FUCK OFF! Julian talks about different types of banging, and the Boys brainstorm some badass food names!
Holy fack, it’s hot on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast! Bubbles is suffering from heat stroke and is a bit fucking delirious! The Boys talk about the deadliest marathon, the boys trapped in a cave in Thailand… and they call Elon Musk’s cellphone!
If you’re not a SwearNet.com member (and WHY the fuck not?!?!) you can tune into the audio version from Monday on Spotify, iTunes, and all decent podcast apps!
On this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast: it’s officially fucking SUMMER!! To celebrate, the Boys debate the best ever summer anthem. Julian’s latest greasy money grab involves flying to Romania for an undisclosed amount of time (what in the FUCK?!), and Bubbles makes a prediction about the future of sex dolls!
What’s your favourite summer song – can you think of better ones than Julian’s shitty suggestions?!
Fucking Julian is at it again on the Trailer Park Boys Podca$$$$h! He’s got a greasy new scheme to make $50,000 in crypto-fucking-currency which involves Mount Everest, a helicopter, and Bubbles. Sounds easy! Plus: Bitchcoin, a cock story, and AI psychopaths!! Watch the glorious shitshow now at swearnet.com!