Fuck yeah, there’s new Cheap Smokes at SwearNet! Not coming to a theater near you this summer: A tale of danger, intrigue, sex, danger, ass, intrigue… and ass. This is Jean-Marie’s story. This is the movie we don’t deserve.
The trials and tribulations of idiotic comedy duo Cheap Smokes continues at SwearNet.com, with Jean-Marie hitting her first audition to play a skanky prostitute. This could be her next “full time” role if her swag is good enough. The Casting Director shares with Jean-Marie some valuable good news and bad news but she missed the epic climax. A chair?!? AND SCENE!
Happy Thanksgiver’ – What’s says a lovely holiday more then a good ole’ fashion pie making competition….. one that includes baby hands and some “cooking show banter” about your number of sexual partners no less. Who’s wins? You decide!
New comedy at SwearNet! The trials and tribulations of idiotic comedy duo Cheap Smokes continues, as the Los Angeles-bound Sasquatch looks for her new boyfriend, “Steve The Windows Guy”. Apparently someone smoked a little too much, as the Sasquatch gets an offer – $50 bucks for half an ounce!
The trials and tribulations of the idiotic comedy duo Cheap Smokes continue with a brand new Cheap Smokes episode at SwearNet!! Laura attempts to make a lovely video tour of her new home town LA for her sweet Mom and Dad but gets high jacked by Jean-Marie and the tour quickly turns into a fucking shit show. Will the girls land an “agint seeking talented acters” their first day in LA?!!
The trials and tribulations of the idiotic comedy duo Cheap Smokes continue with a brand new Cheap Smokes episode at SwearNet!! It’s all fun and games until your idiot roommate gets on your last nerve. Payback can be a bitch…!
Attention fuckers, we have a smokin’ new Cheap Smokes episode at SwearNet!! When a fun day out at the beach turns to disaster, you rely on the professional lifeguards to rescue you from the shitwaves. Right?!
Yay, Laura and Kaitlin are BACK!!! They’re pumped as fuck about their new season of Cheap Smokes, and excited to read all your amazing comments! Well, your interesting comments. OK, these comments are FUCKED…
The whole world is about to learn something that SwearNet fans have known for a long time: Kaitlin and Laura from Cheap Smokes have a really fucked sense of humour, but it’s fucked in the best possible way.
Holy fuck, an album. That must be a lot of work. Tell us a bit about what goes into creating a comedy album!
Kaitlin – It was definitely a challenge for us because anyone who’s seen our act knows that we are very physical comedians. So it was hard to find sketches that were mainly about the funny things we were saying…and not just Kaitlin running around as a fuckin’ pee goblin wearing a beard and a witch nose. The whole process took us over a year to complete. We had to meticulously go through every take of every track and edit and find what worked and what didn’t and have sound effects added at the exact right time etc etc. It was a lot of work which makes us really proud that it’s finally ready!
Laura – It was a lot of work but we had an amazing team. Comedy Records is pretty amazing. When we listened to our first recordings, we were a bit worried about the album. Recording a sketch album is a lot different than recording a stand-up album. With stand-up, you really just need good sound and an audience. With sketch, you have to add in a bunch of sounds and cues because there is no live audience.
What kind of material can we expect on this album? Will we hear from any of our favourite characters from your material on SwearNet.com like Heather or Jean Marie?
Kaitlin – You MAY hear from a certain Chip and Candace…and perhaps the Mom Wine characters make a bit of an appearance. On this album you can expect a lot of the same sophomoric, silly humor and zany characters that Cheap Smokes is known for. It’s just really fun and silly and sexy (but gross sexy). What else would you expect?
Drunk on Mom Wine
Laura – You can expect only political and high brow humor. There will be absolutely no fart or poop jokes. There will be no dating jokes or self deprecating humor or making fun of “Valley Girls.” Okay… I’m lying. This album doesn’t have a specific style, it’s just us… if that makes sense. Whatever we loved and thought would be good for a non visual album, we recorded it.
Are there any classic comedy albums out there that might’ve inspired or guided you to make one of your own?
Laura – Our dear friends, who are also a duo came out with an album last year based out of New York. The album Rick and Chuck (Jay and Eyton) is so hilarious you will actually have to change your pants. A lot of great Canadian comics have recorded albums recently and we though we could do the same. We looked at all our non physical material we had and said, why not?
What the fuck have you been up to since we last saw you on SwearNet.com? Could you tell us about your live show?
Kaitlin – What have we been up to? Well Laura got a sex change, so that was a huge deal. But really we’ve just been writing and performing and working. We have a project going on with The Boys and we will see where it ends up. Our live show is always very over-the-top physical, ridiculous humour. If you’re an audience member you should know you’re not safe because we may bring you up onstage and fuck with you… literally.
Kaitlin – We love those fuckers with all of our hearts! I don’t think SwearNet fans realize how hard those guys really work. Each of them is working on at least 10 different things at any moment. On top of all the work they had to do with TPB, they had to run around Halifax filming us stupid morons in sexy hot dog suits getting rickshaw rides from strange men. Nicole is a genius, Hannah and Chipper work harder than anyone I know, and Zan the sound guy was our protector and would karate chop anyone who gave us a hard time. Preston is a big old teddy bear that loves boxed wine, but he does try really hard to be a dick.
Laura – Working with all the drunk and stoned idiots at SwearNet was actually one of the best times of my life. I know that sounds lame but it really was. The first time when we went and played in the studio while the boys were on tour, we were there for an entire month. They became a family to us. Father Preston, sister Hannah, Protector Zan, cousin Chipper. One time when we were filming “Stoned Movie Reviews” Chipper got us SO high that I actually wanted to die. We were so in our heads, we couldn’t drive home we were that wrecked. I kept thinking, “What if my Dad saw me right now, he would so not be proud?” We will never smoke Chipper’s stuff ever again. Preston is SO far from a dick he’s a pussy. Kidding, he is a sweet teddy bear that never wears pants.
What’s next for Cheap Smokes?
Kaitlin – We have a lot of coals in the fire*…is that a fucking saying? We have a lot of stuff in the works that we can’t quite talk about yet. We will see what happens in the next few months. Hopefully big things. We’ve been at this comedy thing for almost a decade so hopefully someday soon I can have a bit of money and finally get that thing on my car fixed that sounds like a dying cat.
Where can your fans buy your fucking album?
Kaitlin – It’s available on iTunes as of TODAY Friday February 24th. The album is Cheap Smokes “IDIOTT’S”….and yes we meant to spell it that way, Jesus CHRIST! Please go download it now, its fuckin’ hilarious. Buy it for your grandma, she’ll love it! Thanks to SwearNet fans for all your love and support. xoxo Cheap Smokes. (Except Stomachworm….you suck).
Buy the fucking album IDIOTT’S on iTunes by clicking here!
Check out more Cheap Smokes fuckery on their YouTube channel.
*Editor’s note: “We have a lot of coals in the fire” is not a fucking saying.