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New on swearnet.com – Ask Randy Fucking Anything!

Randy sits on the couch, ready to answer anything!

A few hits of the honey bong and Randy is ready to go for another edition of Ask Me Fucking Anything!

Bobandy starts off in a great mood but quickly gets pissed off when the questions cross the shit line.  Sure, it’s an Ask Me Fucking Anything but you dicks didn’t have to be so friggin’ mean!

But Randy is a big boy and he shakes off the haters to tackle your questions.  Randers answers questions about onion rings (and their dipping potential), his cheeseburger patch, his record for eating cheeseburgers in one sitting, why Julian is an asshole, and much more.

Plus – Randy comments on a problem that hurts us all – the rising price of cheeseburgers!

New on swearnet.com – A Bundle of Cocks

Randy holds a tray of ingredients for cheeseburger calzones

Pour yourself a sippy-poo – you’ll need one for this extremely fucked episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy!

Things start out normal enough, with some shit talk and the like.  Lahey introduces a new segment – the “Joke of the Day,” and Randy updates us on the effectiveness of his cheeseburger patch.  They play a record of backwards music, and discuss the dangers of solar flares.

But then, something as innocent as a Randy’s Kitchen segment becomes a shit storm of epic proportions.  As Randy prepares to show the SwearNet audience how to make cheeseburger calzones, he quickly learns a bitter, pissy lesson about over-stepping his boundaries!