Mailbag Alert: The Boys love getting free shit! This week in the Bag, the Boys receive cheeseburger money for Pat – but will he get it? Also: JP gets a love letter in the mail, 7 inches and 4 inches of sweet loving, and a magical night!!
Got something for the Boys?
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And for fuck’s sake, make sure you label any package containing perishable food items – we don’t want fucking mouldy garbage juice all over the studio floor!
Who the fuck’s hungry?!! We’ve got a real treat for you at SwearNet today – check out the ultimate cheeseburger cookery class with celebrity chef Matty Matheson and Randy! Matty can’t wait to cook rappie pie for the Boys, but Randy has other ideas. So Matty demonstrates how to make the perfect cheeseburger… with super sex sauce!!
Drunky the Fuck Clown and the Cheeseburger Locker are back for a new season of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy, only on SwearNet.com!
On the first episode of the new season, we get a look at the updated set, including a much larger space for Randy’s Kitchen (though maybe he may have encroached on someone else’s territory). Speaking of Randy and burgers, he’s sporting a Cheeseburger Patch to help curb his cravings and keep him on track to trim down for 2017.
They invite the “greatest guest they’ve ever had” – some guy named Greg that Lahey met at the laundromat. Greg wows Lahey and Randy with his passion for yo-yos and marijuana-related web domains.
Welcome to the year of the cock!
Sunnyvale can be a sexy goddamn place to live, and it’s time you shared that sexiness with your special someone!
Stop wasting your fucking money on Valentine’s Day cards and make your own e-Valentine using TrailerParkBoys.com’s greasy new meme generator!
The fucking instructions:
- Click here to go to the meme generator.
- Choose from the four Valentine’s Day pictures on the left — a sultry bow-tied Randers, Red Light District Bubbles, Sexian, or one of the longest-lasting couples in Sunnyvale, Randy and Mr. Lahey!
- Slap your personalized greasy message of romance on the cocksucker. You can move the text left, right, up, and down.
- Once you’ve finished your Valentine and the mawfk is looking perfect, share the whore on social media using the hashtag #TPBvalentine so we can find the prick.
The Boys and the dicks at SwearNet will pick our favourite #TPBvalentine and the winner will receive a flask gift set showcasing the purest love there is – the love between a man and his cheeseburger!
Fuck off, you got work to do! The contest ends at midnight EST on Wednesday, February 15th!