After discovering a liquor and cheeseburger party that went terribly wrong, Bubbles recruits Julian and Ricky to help resuscitate Phil, Lahey, and Randy. The three idiots inhaled a lot of carbon monoxide, and the kitties know what they must do: mouth-to-fucking-mouth.
This episode of Trailer Park Cats is an animated feline adaptation of a classic scene from Season 7!
And wow, do things ever start off hot! No amount of honey bong hits can calm Randy down from questions about his allergy to shirt-wearing, which is something he is asked about right off the fuckin’ get-go. But the question is valid – why does his chest get an allergic reaction to shirts, when his legs seem to do just fine with his pants?
Once he gets beyond the shirt question, he happily answers questions about cheeseburgers, cheeseburger toppings, cheeseburger side dishes, and much more!
Things start out normal enough, with some shit talk and the like. Lahey introduces a new segment – the “Joke of the Day,” and Randy updates us on the effectiveness of his cheeseburger patch. They play a record of backwards music, and discuss the dangers of solar flares.
But then, something as innocent as a Randy’s Kitchen segment becomes a shit storm of epic proportions. As Randy prepares to show the SwearNet audience how to make cheeseburger calzones, he quickly learns a bitter, pissy lesson about over-stepping his boundaries!
Drunky the Fuck Clown and the Cheeseburger Locker are back for a new season of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy, only on SwearNet.com!
On the first episode of the new season, we get a look at the updated set, including a much larger space for Randy’s Kitchen (though maybe he may have encroached on someone else’s territory). Speaking of Randy and burgers, he’s sporting a Cheeseburger Patch to help curb his cravings and keep him on track to trim down for 2017.
They invite the “greatest guest they’ve ever had” – some guy named Greg that Lahey met at the laundromat. Greg wows Lahey and Randy with his passion for yo-yos and marijuana-related web domains.
Comedian Bill Wood joins Randy and Lahey, and he performs a few magic tricks while Lahey tries to recover from a mean bender. Plus: Randy cooks up the GREASIEST breakfast idea ever – CHEESEBURGER PANCAKES.
While you’re at it, tell the Apple dicks that you love Lahey and Randers — give the Shitwizard and Cheeseburger Locker a rave fucking review!
On this week’s Jim Lahey Show & Randy, the liquor wins again. Mr. Lahey is shit-faced, so Randy takes the reins and hosts the FIRST EVER New and Improved Randy and Sometimes Lahey Show. Bill Wood joins the show and uses his hairy hands to perform some DECENT card tricks that sometimes work.
ALSO – have you ever wanted to incorporate cheeseburgers into your breakfast routine? Randy’s Kitchen has you covered!
This week on the Jim Lahey Show & Randy: Lahey breaks some records – and a record player – and Randy cooks up some mini English muffin cheeseburger pizzas. Actor and writer Bill Carr also returns for another interview attempt. But this time, HE’S the Liquor!
Jim Lahey is suing last week’s guest – will he make $1 million? Also: Randy makes a mega-meat cheeseburger, we find out what a shit-o-scope is, and Lahey interviews a small guest with a big imagination!