Spooked by the Hawaiian missile fuck-around, the Boys are trying to figure out how they’d spend the last 15 minutes of their lives on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.
For starters, Ricky describes his “nuclear kit”, which would be full of all kinds of things that would fuck him up. Bubbles talks about his plans for his kitties, and Julian would like to do a thing or two with a stripper, before the missile strikes.
Ricky shares some fun facts about cumulus clouds and Chinese concrete, Julian has a business plan that involves sending Cory and Jacob to Dubai, and Bubbles quizzes Ricky about nursery rhymes.
Ricky divulges the secrets of eternal life on latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
It’s Episode 118, but the Boys are fucked and think it’s Episode 119, which happens to be the age that Ricky would like to live to. When he turned 19, he decided he’d like to live exactly 100 more years. How does he plan to live that long? Dope.
The Boys talk about whether or not Japan and China are their own countries, horse-molesting aliens, and why our society needs to repeat the Great Hunt of 1454.
PLUS: Julian’s pectorals – implants or 100% organic beef? Find out on this week’s podcash!
Julian bore witness to the “brain agreement” between Ricky and Bubbles, and now you can join him by downloading the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast, free on iTunes and Libsyn!
Ricky signs away his brain to Bubbles for scientific research, after Bubbles supposes that people like Ricky and Tommy Chong probably have tons of resin and dope residue on their brains. Ricky agrees to give Bubbles his brain upon his death, so long as there is no “sexy stuff” happening. We wouldn’t want this to turn into an episode of Brain Fuckers.
The Boys discuss a random smattering of shit, including the threat that spiders pose to mankind, Chinese scam artists, dealing with judges, and a fuckload more.
PLUS: Exactly how much mental control do the Boys have over their nutsacks?
After marvelling at Ricky’s super human dope abilities (somehow he is only 5/10 stoned while Julian is 10/10 baked), the Boys start to wonder about Ricky’s unique biological makeup. Bubbles supposes that Ricky has a third lung, and that his brain must be covered in years of resin. To satisfy Bubbles’ curiosity, Ricky draws up a contract to allow Bubbles to examine his brain after Ricky dies, for scientific purposes only – nothing sexy. Julian signs as a witness.
The Great Wall of China, one of the wonders of the world… unlike Barb’s scalloped potatoes.
Thanks to Bryan Crance for the photos!
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