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There’s always plenty of Christmas fuckery at SwearNet.com, with festive specials and videos through the holiday season. Plus LOTS more dope and liquor! 

Sunnyvale Xmas – TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED!

Trailer Park Boys Xmas Tour 2021

CHANNEL 10 BREAKING NEWS: Here’s the Xmas treat we’ve all been fucking waiting for! As part of a year-long celebration of their 20th anniversary, Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, and Randy are hitting the road this holiday season with their drunk, high, and greasy LIVE Xmas show!

With Bubbles looking to spread some genuine, good-old fashioned holiday cheer, Julian greasily trying to capitalize on the audience’s festive spirit, and Ricky and Randy’s all-out war raging into its third decade, it’s a guaranteed evening of reckless debauchery. Addressing the ongoing global crisis, Julian said, “I know times have been tough, but you should bring some extra money to the show.” Wonder what the fuck Julian will be up to this year?! 💵

And if that wasn’t frigging exciting enough, joining the Boys on tour for the first time is iconic Canadian burnout (and Ricky’s cell mate), Terry from FUBAR! 

Wanna grab some tickets? Pre-Sale starts WEDNESDAY, JULY 14 at 10 AM ET at tickets.rickyjulianbubbles.com – don’t fuck this up, tickets are gonna sell FAST so make sure you get there early! Public sale starts HERE at 10am local time on Friday, July 16. 

MERRY SHITMAS!!!!! 🎄 🥃 🌿 🍔 🌟

Christmas Tour 2017 – Dates and Presale Info!

Tour poster and dates for the Trailer Park Boys 2017 Christmas Tour

It’s the most fucky time of the year!  Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Lahey, and fucking Randy are announcing their Dear Santa Claus, Go Fuck Yourself tour for 2017!

Santa’s sleigh will be jam packed with liquor and dope and will take off from Sunnyvale in late November en route for Western Canada.  It’s been too long since you glorious fuckers in Alberta and British Columbia have seen the Boys live, and the wait is over!  The Boys and the Shithawks will then cruise down the west coast through Washington, Oregon, and California, before swinging over to Arizona and Texas.

Presale beings today, Tues Sept 12 at 9am (local venue time) at tickets.rickyjulianbubbles.com!

New on swearnet – A Shit Hawk in a Shit Tree

Mr. Lahey, Randy, and Marguerite enjoy a Christmas sippy-poo!

Mr. Lahey is in high spirits for the Jim Lahey Show and Randy Christmas special!  He won some cash on the VLTs and is buying everyone in Sunnyvale a gift, even the shit weasels! He also presents the recipe which got him nominated for a Nobel Peace prize, the “Fruitcake Liquorball Sandwich.”

Not to be outdone, on Randy’s Kitchen, Randers puts together Christmas Burgers, and gives Lahey the gift of liquor.

PLUS: A special guest from the park joins the celebrations!

 

New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Learnt on Christmas!

Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys is making his own Christmas ornaments

Well, it’s that fucking time of the year again when we get drunk and stoned with the people we love for the 21 Days of Christmas!  And just to make sure you don’t waste money and time on fucking stupid decorations, Ricky brings you the “Merri Cristmas, Regalur Cristmas Can FUCK OFF EPi” edition of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky!

Ricky gets you learnt on making the best Christmas gravy, orlaments, wreets, ginger bready houses, and more!  He also gets himself into a couple sticky situations.

PLUS: Learn how to decorate the fun, EASY way!

If you think you can do Ricky one better, make your OWN decloration and send a pic of the cocksucker to our Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky contest!

CONTEST: Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky!

It’s that time of year again – everyone’s going fucking crazy, spending money on all kinds of bullshit.  Luckily, Ricky put together an upcoming episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky to help inspire you to save money with some great DIFY (do it your fucking self) decorating options!

The dicks at SwearNet want to see YOUR greasy Sunnyvale-style orlaments, wreets, gingy-bread houses, or whatever the fuck declorations you feel like making.  Take a pic and upload it here!  You can also tag it on Instagram with the hashcoin, er, hashtag #TPBxmas.

Enter for your chance to win a DECENT prize pack!  Click here for contest details!