CHANNEL 10 BREAKING NEWS: Here’s the Xmas treat we’ve all been fucking waiting for! As part of a year-long celebration of their 20th anniversary, Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, and Randy are hitting the road this holiday season with their drunk, high, and greasy LIVE Xmas show!
With Bubbles looking to spread some genuine, good-old fashioned holiday cheer, Julian greasily trying to capitalize on the audience’s festive spirit, and Ricky and Randy’s all-out war raging into its third decade, it’s a guaranteed evening of reckless debauchery. Addressing the ongoing global crisis, Julian said, “I know times have been tough, but you should bring some extra money to the show.” Wonder what the fuck Julian will be up to this year?! 💵
And if that wasn’t frigging exciting enough, joining the Boys on tour for the first time is iconic Canadian burnout (and Ricky’s cell mate), Terry from FUBAR!
We’ve got a real treat coming for you on Christmas Day! Grab your friends and family, load up the liquor, and watch John Dunsworth’s last performance in Trailer Park Boys: Live at Red Rocks. ONLY available at SwearNet.com and the TPB/SwearNet app – launching soon for iOS and Android!
Ding-dong merrily on HIGH – Ricky, Julian, Bubbles and Randy are coming to Ontario with their ‘A Sunnyvale Christmas’ tour very fuckin’ soon! Tickets are selling fast, so grab yours now at rickyjulianbubbles.com
Who the fuck’s lucky enough to be going this year??!
It’s the most fucky time of the year! Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Lahey, and fucking Randy are announcing their Dear Santa Claus, Go Fuck Yourself tour for 2017!
Santa’s sleigh will be jam packed with liquor and dope and will take off from Sunnyvale in late November en route for Western Canada. It’s been too long since you glorious fuckers in Alberta and British Columbia have seen the Boys live, and the wait is over! The Boys and the Shithawks will then cruise down the west coast through Washington, Oregon, and California, before swinging over to Arizona and Texas.
Presale beings today, Tues Sept 12 at 9am (local venue time) at tickets.rickyjulianbubbles.com!
Mr. Lahey is in high spirits for the Jim Lahey Show and Randy Christmas special! He won some cash on the VLTs and is buying everyone in Sunnyvale a gift, even the shit weasels! He also presents the recipe which got him nominated for a Nobel Peace prize, the “Fruitcake Liquorball Sandwich.”
Not to be outdone, on Randy’s Kitchen, Randers puts together Christmas Burgers, and gives Lahey the gift of liquor.
PLUS: A special guest from the park joins the celebrations!
It’s that time of year again – everyone’s going fucking crazy, spending money on all kinds of bullshit. Luckily, Ricky put together an upcoming episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky to help inspire you to save money with some great DIFY (do it your fucking self) decorating options!
The dicks at SwearNet want to see YOUR greasy Sunnyvale-style orlaments, wreets, gingy-bread houses, or whatever the fuck declorations you feel like making. Take a pic and upload it here! You can also tag it on Instagram with the hashcoin, er, hashtag #TPBxmas.