Tag Archive for Christmas fuckery

There’s always plenty of Christmas fuckery at SwearNet.com, with festive specials and videos through the holiday season. Plus LOTS more dope and liquor! 

FREE HASH (coin keyrings)!

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Er, well, not real hash, the police would fuck us over pretty bad if we started doing that.  But we still have a DECENT gift for you if you spend just £30 / €35 / $35 on our merchandise!  A hash coin makes a great fucking stocking stuffer!  These cocksuckers are made by Big Joe’s Biker Rings, the official maker of Trailer Park Boys jewelry.

Stay tuned for more GREASY deals as we get closer to the borntday of Santa-Jesus-God!

New at swearnet.com: Trailer Park Boys Christmas Podca$h

Trailer Park Boys Christmas PodcastHappy Holidays folks, here’s your Christmas Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

It’s Christmas Day and the Boys are ready to unwrap their presents! They also discuss Ricky’s new body, chugging sour milk, and the dangers of eating Ricky’s breakfast wings. There’s also a visit from two drunky Christmas elves…

Watch the podcast on swearnet.com, or listen to the audio version on iTunes and TPBpodcast.libsyn.com right now!

 

Look out for a special Ricky Brown Christmas sermon this Sunday!!

Trailer Park Boys Xmas tour dates announced!

Trailer Park Boys Xmas tour 2015 datesHo-ho-fucking-ho! Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Mr. Lahey and Randy are on the road again this December with their DEAR SANTA CLAUS, GO FUCK YOURSELF show!

Tickets go on sale to the general public on June 26 (July 10 for Kings Theater, Brooklyn NY) at rickyjulianbubbles.com.

Merry fucking Christmas!

Dec. 2 Hamilton Hamilton Place (16+) On Sale June 26
Dec. 3 Toronto Massey Hall On Sale June 26
Dec. 4 Kitchener Centre in the Square (16+) On Sale June 26
Dec. 6 Montreal Théâtre St-Denis On Sale June 26
Dec. 7 Ottawa NAC Southam Hall On Sale June 26
Dec. 8 Albany Palace Theatre On Sale June 26
Dec. 9 Brooklyn Kings Theatre On Sale July 10
Dec. 10 Boston Orpheum Theatre On Sale June 26
Dec. 12 Detroit Masonic Temple On Sale June 26
Dec. 13 Cleveland Connor Palace On Sale June 26
Dec. 14 Pittsburgh Benedum Center On Sale June 26
Dec. 15 Buffalo Shea’s Performing Arts Center On Sale June 26