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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – The Dick Who Stole Christmas

The Trailer Park Boys celebrate Christmas

Ricky is fucked out of his goddamned mind on the Christmas episode of the podcash, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

Rick his all banged up on mushrooms and nearly electrocutes himself while trying to hang Christmas lights.  Randy joins the podcash and brings some snacks (including protein bars for Julian’s muscles).  The Boys talk about Christmas traditions around the world and Ricky gives a completely fucked explanation of the birth of Santa-Jesus-God.

PLUS: Ricky assaults Randy with a projectile weapon.  Tune in to find out what he uses to inflict pain!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – The Dick Who Stole Christmas

The Trailer Park Boys celebrate Christmas

Ricky is fucked out of his goddamn mind on the Christmas episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcastnow available on SwearNet.com!

Randy joins Bubbles and Julian (and a completely fucked Ricky) on the podcash.  The Boys are not exactly happy to see the assistant trailer park supervisor, but Randy smooths things over by bringing snacks.  The Boys put up some decorations and talk about Christmas traditions, and Ricky’s mushroomed-up brain attempts to explain the origins of Christmas.

They talk about the best gifts they’ve ever received, and Ricky recalls the gift of hash that Ray once gave him.

PLUS: Bubbles takes a deep dive into Ricky’s brain and thought process… learn how one thought somehow leads to another!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – December 18, 2017 State of the Union

Mike Smith gets his hair did

Mike Smith gets his hair did on today’s episode of SwearNet’s State of the Union.

The Boys are ready to embark on their Christmas holidays but before they do, they update us on Pat Roach’s involvement in the Real Fucking Reality Show’s return, and they kinda sorta talk a little bit about their new top-secret project that they aren’t really allowed to talk about.

PLUS: Find out what the Boys have planned for their Christmas break!

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Julian’s Christmas Store

The Boys are getting their greasy Christmas schemes ready on the latest episode of the podcash, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!  

Following the massive success of this year’s “Cyborg Monday,” Julian thinks the future of his business is online, and the Boys come up with some business names to help them steal away a slice of Amazon’s monopoly.

The Boys read some totally fucked facts about movies and discover who was originally slated to play Forrest Gump (though Ricky thinks that Ron Hanks did a fine job).

PLUS: There’s a bit of an animal theme happening this week with the Boys chatting about eels in arses, cocks on animal, and buffalo nutsacks.  It’s a great opportunity to introduce the #TPBPodcast to the animal lover in your life!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – Julian’s Christmas Store

It’s December and that means it’s time for the Boys to start thinking about greasy Christmas schemes on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Julian plans on offering some premium holiday decorations, re-marketed from wealthy neighbourhoods, at his annual Christmas pop-up shop in the park (Ricky contends that rich people don’t need all that extra shit anyway).  What with the success of “Cyborg Monday,” the Boys wonder if they can somehow cash in on Amazon’s success and think up some fucked names for online companies.

Ricky and Bubbles learn about the sexy time when Julian met Dolph Lundgren on the elevator when they chat about fucked movie facts, and Bubbles expresses his extreme distaste for Tom fucking Cruise.

PLUS: Would Bubbles sink or swim on the Shark Tank, and is his idea any better than drinking water from Buffalo sacks?

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet – A Shit Hawk in a Shit Tree

Mr. Lahey, Randy, and Marguerite enjoy a Christmas sippy-poo!

Mr. Lahey is in high spirits for the Jim Lahey Show and Randy Christmas special!  He won some cash on the slot machines and is buying everyone in Sunnyvale a Christmas present, even the shit weasels!  He also presents the recipe which got him nominated for a Nobel Peace prize, the “Fruitcake Liquorball Sandwich.”

Not to be outdone, on Randy’s Kitchen, Randers puts together Christmas Burgers, and gives Lahey the gift of liquor.

PLUS: A special guest from the park joins the celebrations!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Learnt on Christmas!

Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys is making his own Christmas ornaments

Well, it’s that fucking time of the year again when we get drunk and stoned with the people we love for the 21 Days of Christmas!  And just to make sure you don’t waste money and time on fucking stupid decorations, Ricky brings you the “Merri Cristmas, Regalur Cristmas Can FUCK OFF EPi” edition of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky!

Ricky gets you learnt on making the best Christmas gravy, orlaments, wreets, ginger bready houses, and more!  He also gets himself into a couple sticky situations.

PLUS: Learn how to decorate the fun, EASY way!

If you think you can do Ricky one better, make your OWN decloration and send a pic of the cocksucker to our Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky contest!

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New on swearnet.com – Dealing with Christmas Drunks

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It’s that time of the year again, when everyone – your uncle, grandmother, teenage nephew, get drunk as fuck for Christmas.  This might stress some people out, but luckily Julian has you covered with his second instalment of Christmas advice on Dear Julian!

Julian offers advice on stealing Christmas trees, and answers the age-old holiday question: what to do when someone drowns your rum in fucking eggnog!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Merry Fucking Christmas

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Nothing wrong with a coupla rum and cokes around Christmas time!  Julian is feeling festive, so he decorated the set and he’s taking on some holiday-themed questions on the latest Dear Julian!

Whether it’s dealing with the shit show otherwise known as Christmas time at the mall, budgeting out your liquor money vs your gift money (Trailer Park Boys merchandise is always a GREAT fucking gift), or handling the holidays without family, Julian has you covered!

Remember to tune in again next week when Julian tackles the rest of your holiday problems!

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