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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Cocks!

Ricky figures MC Hammer had a big hammer

This week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys is all about the size of things, whether it be walrus cocks, bear cocks, moose cocks, MC Hammer’s cock, or the known universe.  And you can listen to the audio version of this shit show absolutely free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Aside from the size of various cocks, the Boys also discuss Ricky’s greasy methods for garbage disposal and oil changes, and they ponder the possibilities of remote-control birth control.

PLUS: What the fuck is a Coney Hatch?

This week’s episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, now featuring the brand-fucking-new Green Bastard hoodie!

New on Swearnet.com – Meet Tim, the Meth Head Viking

Tim is coked out and playing guitar

Fer absolute fuck’s sake, Pug might’ve bit off more than he can chew with his new hire.

In this episode of Dicker’d Up with Pug, we meet Tim, who is a goof of the highest degree.  Fresh in from BC, he seems to prefer fucking around with his guitar and shoving dirty shit up his nose instead of doing the work he was hired to do.

Doodle and Pug are fucked for picking up the bins and they need at least one more dick to help them – NOT a meth head viking like Tim.

 

New on swearnet.com – The Coke… er… Cocktale Hour is Back!

Svetlana and Vivian are answering your sex questionsThe Cocktale Hour is back and Vivian and Svetlana are taking YOUR sex questions!  And who better to answer, than a couple of Eastern-European ex-porn stars?  They’ve seen and done and had-done-to-them everything under the sun!

Vivian also shares some stories about her affinity for wildlife, and Svetlana shares similar stories about her affinity for Vivian’s family.

This latest instalment of Cheap Smokes is brought to you by a couple of dirty Slippery Nipples and excessive amounts of cocaine!