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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Cocks!

Ricky figures MC Hammer had a big hammer

This week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys is all about the size of things, whether it be walrus cocks, bear cocks, moose cocks, MC Hammer’s cock, or the known universe.  And you can listen to the audio version of this shit show absolutely free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Aside from the size of various cocks, the Boys also discuss Ricky’s greasy methods for garbage disposal and oil changes, and they ponder the possibilities of remote-control birth control.

PLUS: What the fuck is a Coney Hatch?

This week’s episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, now featuring the brand-fucking-new Green Bastard hoodie!

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New on swearnet.com – Cocks

The Boys discuss the size of MC Hammer's hammer

On episode 97 of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys are talking about the size of various things — walrus cocks, bear cocks, MC Hammer’s cock, and the measurable universe!

While they are on the topic of the universe, Ricky wonders if Neil Armstrong had any immigration issues when he went to the moon.  Ricky also delves into his dirty fucking methods for oil changes and waste disposal.

PLUS: What would make fried chicken better?  Cocaine, that’s what!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the pricks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!  Check out the brand-fuckin-new Green Bastard hoodie!

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New on swearnet.com – Edibles and Mailbags

The Boys carefully open a glitterbomb on Mailbag

The Boys narrowly escape an act of glittercock terrorism on today’s episode of Mailbag!

JP, Mike, and Robb are in a smokeless Mailbag tent (the episode is called “Edibles” – get it… they’re still high as fuck), and the “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest is in full swing!  The Boys are looking for some shit to help decorate the set of Season 12, and they definitely received some contenders in this round, including a DECENT kitty wall-hanging, a houndstooth snuggie, and a Lahey-sized flask!

But it was a cock-sized poster tube filled with many tiny mini-cocks that caught the most attention!

Remember – the Season 12 decoration contest ends on May 31st, so get your shit in the mail ASAP!  Click here for details.  You can send your shit to the Mailbag at:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

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New on swearnet.com: The Mailbag is Back!

Mike Smith trying some dirty hot sauce

The Mailbag might’ve piled up a bit while the Boys were busy filming Season 10, but they’re back in the studio now and they want their free shit!

On today’s edition of the Mailbag, JP receives a gift capable of killing a gator, Robb gets a bottle of Ass Blaster hot sauce (and Mike tries it), and Mike gets a plethora of cock merchandise!

Plus, Big Joe sends some of his DECENT belt buckles all the way from Thailand!  Big Joe has been making some fucking amazing TPB jewelry – check this shit out!

If you want to send cock-related merchandise to Mike Smith, send ‘er here:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

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