After Ricky announces that it is Chachi’s borntday, he and Bubbles bring up Julian’s past tendencies to dress like Baio, which Julian denies. But after digging up a list of the many beautiful women which Baio bang-oed, he reveals that he did indeed tie a bandana around his leg back in the day. Bubbles proudly admits that he rocked a Flock-of-Seagulls hairdo, and Ricky talks about the time he fucked up a mohawk and shaved a strip down the centre of his head.
Ricky thinks* out loud about ways to prevent a hurricane from gaining strength and making landfall, Julian denies that he had to call the fire department to free him from a sexy dumbbell incident, and Bubbles defends the audio sensitivities of the mysterious Moon Bear.
PLUS: The Boys look up some absolutely FUCKED world records.
On the latest episode of Offworld Cookery, the three Northern English food cocks are paying tribute to a certifiable film icon, Mel Gibson.
Dressed in garb from Braveheart, Mad Max, and Lethal Weapon, the lads prepare a spread of Mel-meals, including haggis-stuffed duck and a molasses-bread cleverly (?) named “Treacle Weapon.”
This cooking expedition is mentored by a beaver from the Mel Gibson film Beaver. And this little beaver is full of fucking vitriol, voiced by the actual raving frothing Mel Gibson himself. What a fucking glum cunt he can be.
After taking some shit about the food selection last week, the SwearNet dicks sprung for some good shit this week, including Brother’s, the king of Nova Scotian pepperoni. The snacks are fuelling the creative process big time, with the Boys coming up with ideas for a reality show about concrete cars, growing dope at Legoland, and opening up their own version of “Bush” Gardens.
They also wish Kids in the Hall alumni Bruce McCulloch a happy birthday, and get into a pretty fucked up conversation about controlling tuna with Bluetooth parasites. Yes, you’re not tripping on mushrooms, you read that correctly.
After marvelling at Ricky’s super human dope abilities (somehow he is only 5/10 stoned while Julian is 10/10 baked), the Boys start to wonder about Ricky’s unique biological makeup. Bubbles supposes that Ricky has a third lung, and that his brain must be covered in years of resin. To satisfy Bubbles’ curiosity, Ricky draws up a contract to allow Bubbles to examine his brain after Ricky dies, for scientific purposes only – nothing sexy. Julian signs as a witness.
And wow, do things ever start off hot! No amount of honey bong hits can calm Randy down from questions about his allergy to shirt-wearing, which is something he is asked about right off the fuckin’ get-go. But the question is valid – why does his chest get an allergic reaction to shirts, when his legs seem to do just fine with his pants?
Once he gets beyond the shirt question, he happily answers questions about cheeseburgers, cheeseburger toppings, cheeseburger side dishes, and much more!
Ricky might have survived his 4:20 celebrations, but on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, he declares that he might need to give his lungs a bath. You can now download podcash episode 89 for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!
While Ricky and Julian are still in the clouds from 4:20, Bubbles has a clear head and dives right into the history books. He talks about the badass Canadian that shot down the Red Baron, the first meeting of the Beatles and the Stones, and the Boys wish Tony Danza a happy borntday.
The latest ghost-fucking edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast is now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!
After reading stories about ghosts that have allegedly banged humans (including Bobby Brown), Ricky is convinced it is a real thing. Julian agrees, but Bubbles tells them both to fuck off and challenges any ghost of any gender and any sexual orientation to come into his shed and have their way with him.
The Boys celebrate Stompin’ Tom Connors‘ birthday and Ricky offers his own interpretation of some of Connors’ greatest hits. Julian comes up with some more money-making opportunities, including Bubbles hacking the bank accounts of large oil companies.
PLUS: It’s a loser-takes-Randy-on-a-date edition of Jeopardy — stakes have never been this fucking high!
Perhaps the most fucked thing to come out of his rustic barnyard vacation was the greasy interactions between his kitties and the farm animals. Get ready to learn how Orange Thunder got its name!
Also on the podcash, Ricky tries out his virtual reality headset, displays his new wrist purse, and shows off his latest non-PG artistic masterpiece, “Hammy Injoys Cocksicle.” PLUS: Julian has an idea for making money in 2017, and it’s not dirty, literally!