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Goofy Moose Stand-Up Comedy on SwearNet!

A new comedy series is bornt!

Swearnet.com is looking for hot new comics!  Every Monday through Friday, we’ll show an uncut stand-up comedy routine taped at Halifax’s “Goofy Moose” comedy night.  Vote for your favourite comedian of the week, and then pick the top comic of the month.  Monthly winners will be showered in glory and featured in a special “Best Of” series – with more to be announced!

Read the full details here.  And watch Ian Black kick off the laughs!

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Now on swearnet.com – Cheeses Christ!

Bubbles is showing a picture to Julian

The Boys receive a totally fucked package from the one and only Moon Bear on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

The anonymous podcash listener, famous for his huge fucking problem with the Boys crunching on noisy snacks, decided to put his money where his ears are and he mailed the Boys a package of soft snacks, suitable for podcast consumption.  There was just one problem – Moon Bear fucked up and sent perishable items in the mail.  By the time the parcel arrived in Sunnyvale, the pepperoni and cheese turned out to be so fucking rancid, the Boys nearly puked.

The Boys also talk about the upcoming pro hockey season, and which NHL teams they’ll be supporting this year (though Bubbles may have ulterior motives for his fandom of the Edmonton Oilers).  Julian and Bubbles make fun of Ricky’s trout shirt, and Ricky shares his number one cure for hangovers.

PLUS: Get learnt on bottle tokes by the master!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

AND REMEMBER – for the month of September, you can watch SwearNet for fucking free!

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New on swearnet.com – Happy Borntday Scott Baio!

Bubbles wonders about long nose hair

Julian admits to dressing like Scott Baio in his childhood on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on SwearNet.com!

After Ricky announces that it is Chachi’s borntday, he and Bubbles bring up Julian’s past tendencies to dress like Baio, which Julian denies.  But after digging up a list of the many beautiful women which Baio bang-oed, he reveals that he did indeed tie a bandana around his leg back in the day.  Bubbles proudly admits that he rocked a Flock-of-Seagulls hairdo, and Ricky talks about the time he fucked up a mohawk and shaved a strip down the centre of his head.

Ricky thinks* out loud about ways to prevent a hurricane from gaining strength and making landfall, Julian denies that he had to call the fire department to free him from a sexy dumbbell incident, and Bubbles defends the audio sensitivities of the mysterious Moon Bear.

PLUS: The Boys look up some absolutely FUCKED world records.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by SwearNet.com (the ONLY place where you can watch the video version of the podcash), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

AND REMEMBER – for the month of September, you can watch SwearNet for fucking free!

*No actual ‘thought’ occurred.

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New on swearnet.com – Fuckin Glum Cunt

the offworld cookery cocks dressed up like mel gibson characters

On the latest episode of Offworld Cookery, the three Northern English food cocks are paying tribute to a certifiable film icon, Mel Gibson.

Dressed in garb from Braveheart, Mad Max, and Lethal Weapon, the lads prepare a spread of Mel-meals, including haggis-stuffed duck and a molasses-bread cleverly (?) named “Treacle Weapon.”

This cooking expedition is mentored by a beaver from the Mel Gibson film Beaver.  And this little beaver is full of fucking vitriol, voiced by the actual raving frothing Mel Gibson himself.  What a fucking glum cunt he can be.

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New on swearnet.com – My Concrete Car

The Boys filming a podcast

Maybe it’s the DECENT food selection on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, maybe it’s the dope, whatever it is, the Boys’ brains are really fucking cooking today!

After taking some shit about the food selection last week, the SwearNet dicks sprung for some good shit this week, including Brother’s, the king of Nova Scotian pepperoni.  The snacks are fuelling the creative process big time, with the Boys coming up with ideas for a reality show about concrete cars, growing dope at Legoland, and opening up their own version of “Bush” Gardens.

They also wish Kids in the Hall alumni Bruce McCulloch a happy birthday, and get into a pretty fucked up conversation about controlling tuna with Bluetooth parasites.  Yes, you’re not tripping on mushrooms, you read that correctly.

This fucked up episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Signs Away His Brain

Ricky offers his brain to Bubbles

Ricky signs a contract to give his brain to Bubbles on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

After marvelling at Ricky’s super human dope abilities (somehow he is only 5/10 stoned while Julian is 10/10 baked), the Boys start to wonder about Ricky’s unique biological makeup.  Bubbles supposes that Ricky has a third lung, and that his brain must be covered in years of resin.  To satisfy Bubbles’ curiosity, Ricky draws up a contract to allow Bubbles to examine his brain after Ricky dies, for scientific purposes only – nothing sexy.  Julian signs as a witness.

The Boys also discuss a completely fucked court transcript from the USA, in which a totally fucked defendant drives a judge totally insane by being a massive prick.  Ricky claims that the defendant stole a page right out of his playbook (a paper he wrote in jail, to be precise).

PLUS: The Boys ponder whether or not they’d be able to make out with a car for an extended period of time.

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – What Does the Liquor Sound Like?

Lahey thinks about an answerWe know that Lahey likes to listen to the liquor, but what the fuck does it actually sound like?  Learn the answer to that question, and many more, on today’s episode of Ask Me Fucking Anything, featuring trailer park supervisor Jim Lahey!

Lahey also shares his thoughts on Randy’s moustache from Season 11, his impressions on Bubbles’ parents, and he also delves into Julian’s sexuality.

PLUS: A fan asks a difficult question that brings Lahey to the verge of liquor tears – does his daughter Treena drink like the rest of the Laheys?

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New on swearnet.com – Ask Randy Friggin’ Anything!

A close-up of Randy's gutNow it’s Randy’s turn to take a seat in the Ask Me Fuckin’ Anything hot seat!

And wow, do things ever start off hot!  No amount of honey bong hits can calm Randy down from questions about his allergy to shirt-wearing, which is something he is asked about right off the fuckin’ get-go.  But the question is valid – why does his chest get an allergic reaction to shirts, when his legs seem to do just fine with his pants?

Once he gets beyond the shirt question, he happily answers questions about cheeseburgers, cheeseburger toppings, cheeseburger side dishes, and much more!

 

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