After taking some shit about the food selection last week, the SwearNet dicks sprung for some good shit this week, including Brother’s, the king of Nova Scotian pepperoni. The snacks are fuelling the creative process big time, with the Boys coming up with ideas for a reality show about concrete cars, growing dope at Legoland, and opening up their own version of “Bush” Gardens.
They also wish Kids in the Hall alumni Bruce McCulloch a happy birthday, and get into a pretty fucked up conversation about controlling tuna with Bluetooth parasites. Yes, you’re not tripping on mushrooms, you read that correctly.
After marvelling at Ricky’s super human dope abilities (somehow he is only 5/10 stoned while Julian is 10/10 baked), the Boys start to wonder about Ricky’s unique biological makeup. Bubbles supposes that Ricky has a third lung, and that his brain must be covered in years of resin. To satisfy Bubbles’ curiosity, Ricky draws up a contract to allow Bubbles to examine his brain after Ricky dies, for scientific purposes only – nothing sexy. Julian signs as a witness.
And wow, do things ever start off hot! No amount of honey bong hits can calm Randy down from questions about his allergy to shirt-wearing, which is something he is asked about right off the fuckin’ get-go. But the question is valid – why does his chest get an allergic reaction to shirts, when his legs seem to do just fine with his pants?
Once he gets beyond the shirt question, he happily answers questions about cheeseburgers, cheeseburger toppings, cheeseburger side dishes, and much more!
Ricky might have survived his 4:20 celebrations, but on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, he declares that he might need to give his lungs a bath. You can now download podcash episode 89 for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!
While Ricky and Julian are still in the clouds from 4:20, Bubbles has a clear head and dives right into the history books. He talks about the badass Canadian that shot down the Red Baron, the first meeting of the Beatles and the Stones, and the Boys wish Tony Danza a happy borntday.
The latest ghost-fucking edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast is now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!
After reading stories about ghosts that have allegedly banged humans (including Bobby Brown), Ricky is convinced it is a real thing. Julian agrees, but Bubbles tells them both to fuck off and challenges any ghost of any gender and any sexual orientation to come into his shed and have their way with him.
The Boys celebrate Stompin’ Tom Connors‘ birthday and Ricky offers his own interpretation of some of Connors’ greatest hits. Julian comes up with some more money-making opportunities, including Bubbles hacking the bank accounts of large oil companies.
PLUS: It’s a loser-takes-Randy-on-a-date edition of Jeopardy — stakes have never been this fucking high!
Perhaps the most fucked thing to come out of his rustic barnyard vacation was the greasy interactions between his kitties and the farm animals. Get ready to learn how Orange Thunder got its name!
Also on the podcash, Ricky tries out his virtual reality headset, displays his new wrist purse, and shows off his latest non-PG artistic masterpiece, “Hammy Injoys Cocksicle.” PLUS: Julian has an idea for making money in 2017, and it’s not dirty, literally!
With Bubbles away on vacation (courtesy of Christmas-grinch-dick Julian), Ricky and Julian are ready to leave behind the hard boozing of the 21 days of Christmas. The Boys are spending some time looking back at the great podcash moments of 2016 on the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast – now available for free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!
The Boys are pretty fucked after partying so hard during the 21 days of Christmas, and Bubbles is away in a cabin in the woods, but Ricky and Julian still manage to take a look back at the podcash year that was. Chipper managed to put down his new Christmas vaporizer long enough to put together some clips of the coolest musicians and celebs that joined the podcast, and he even put together a montage of the dick guests (we’re looking at you, Lahey, Randy, Cory, and Jacob).
They also set the stage for the coming year, with Julian hoping to get more ladies on the show, and Ricky studying hard so that he can win 7/10 of all quiz games on the podcash!