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New on swearnet.com – Conky’s Ask Me Fucking Anything

Conky sits at Ricky's kitchen table

The little prick job is back — Conky answers YOUR questions in the latest Ask Me Fucking Anything from the set of Season 12!

Conky answers fan questions about puppet fetishes, Bubbles drowning him, his opinions on Bobby Turkalino, and why he dresses like Bubbles.  He also explains why he is back in the mother fucking park!

PLUS: This AMFA is shot inside Ricky’s trailer, so of course Conky cannot pass up the opportunity to fuck with Ricky!

QUESTIONS NEEDED – #TPB12 Ask Me Fucking Anything

Ask these dicks fucking anything!The camera dicks are back in Sunnyvale and the pricks at SwearNet want to have some “Ask Me Fucking Anythings” with the idiot residents of the park.

If you have questions for any of the people in the picture above, write them in the comment section and we’ll be sure to bother the fuck out of them and try to capture it on camera!

New on swearnet.com – Blah, Blah, Blah, It’s Alex Lifeson!

The Boys chat with Alex Lifeson in front of a wall of guitars

What do you get when you combine Memphis, Gibson Guitars, and Alex Lifeson?  The greatest fucking episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, that’s what!

On this week’s podcash, legendary Rush guitarist Alex Lifeson sits down with the Boys in the Gibson Guitar Factory in Memphis, Tennessee!  Ricky and Alex seem to have made up since the unfortunate incident that took place when Ricky borrowed/abducted Alex back when Rush was playing a gig in Halifax.

The Boys chat with Alex about his signature Gibson Les Paul guitar, and ask him what life is like now that Rush has stopped touring (including an open invitation to serve as the lead guitarist for Bubbles and the Shitrockers).  They also discuss Alex’s totally fucked acceptance speech at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, funny stories from the road, and Alex’s many multi-lingual guitars.  We even get a taste of some new material he’s working on, though it’s most likely just the fucked up ramblings of a man totally fucked on secret mushrooms from Ricky.

PLUS: Find out Alex’s preferred method of cooking goat.

Trailer Park Boys Podcast episode 84 is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

Now on iTunes & Libsyn – The Man About Town

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Holy FUCK the Boys are baked for this one!  This stoned-as-fuck episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast is now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!

The dope really gets Bubbles going, as he launches into a Conky-esque shit storm with a kilted doll, and Ricky nearly destroys the fucking thing.

The Boys have a stoned chat about a wide range of fucked topics, including expensive Cheetos, Wayne Gretzky (and whether or not Bubbles would bang him), female knights, and the Beatles.

PLUS: The dope seems to activate Ricky’s brain cells, and he launches into a deep scientific discussion about the Earth’s crust!

Episode 82 is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

New at swearnet.com: Mailbag with Robb, JP and Mike!

Mailbag with Robb Wells, JP Tremblay and Mike SmithThe Boys are back in the Mailbag sack!

On today’s episode, Mike gets something he’s always wanted, JP goes crazy with his beloved sword, and there’s a big fucking box of British chocolate!

Wanna send something in for the boys to open on camera? Send it to:

Attn: Mailbag
Swearnet.com Incorporated
PO Box 38072 Burnside
Dartmouth NS B3B 1X2
CANADA

Bubbles on Twitter: “How’s Conky these days?”

In case you were wondering what that little wooden-cocked prick Conky was up to these days…. Do you want to see Conky return to Sunnyvale trailer park, or should Ricky throw him back in the stinky fucking swamp for good?

 

Trailer Park Boys goalie mask

Trailer Park Boys and hockey – you can’t get much more fuckin’ Canadian than that! Check out artist David Arrigo’s awesome work on this custom-painted goalie mask. It features Ricky, Julian and Bubbles (doing his best Johnny Cash impression) along with pot leaves, kitties, a ‘freedum’ 35 and even that little wooden prick Conky!

See more of David’s work at www.davidarrigo.com

TPB 1TPB 2Trailer Park Boys goalie mask - Julian