Praise be, we have a special Offworld Cookery episode for you – and this one is FUCKED!!! This week, Jesus Christ Himself (or it might be Chico in a shit wig) cooks a heavenly feast with the aid of holy wine, a burning bush, and a traditional Roman dick spoon!
If you pray hard enough to God/Jesus/Santa, there might be more Offworld Cookery adventures coming to swearnet.com in the future….
Sacré-fuckin-bleu! In this week’s Offworld Cookery, Chico and Paul do absolutely fuck all for Anglo-French relations as they attempt to create a meat feast fit for Napoleon – in the fucking rain!
Today at SwearNet, we ask: what do vegetarians look like? And what the fuck do they eat? The Offworld Cookery team investigates, with a little help from a bottle of cider and some fucking terrible music!
There’s greasy cheeseburger love-in at SwearNet today! In the latest episode of Offworld Cookery, English tossers Chico and Paul attempt to cook a fucking magical 4th of July feast. Expect liquor, blood, and lots of SHIT mustard….
Are there any outdoor foods you’d like to see the boys try not to fuck up? Let us know!
Holy fuck, there’s only 247 days to Christmas! Make sure you’re fully prepared by watching Offworld Cookery’s masterclass on cooking a totally not shit Xmas dinner!
It’s time for another episode of our new cooking shitshow, Offworld Cookery! This week, SwearNet’s culinary cocks travel into the future to cook up a fucked feast of spam, meatloaf, and prawn flavoured cheese in a tube. The future’s looking SHIT!
Forget Jamie Oliver, Nigella and those other culinary cocktarts – SwearNet is proud to present Offworld Cookery, a tragic (and hilarious) outdoor food spasm following a group of inebriated Northern English morons, and their attempts at cooking three-course meals in the wilderness.
In Episode One shivering shits Chico and Paul grapple with hot pork and mackerel to create a Hawaiian feast on the not-remotely-fucking-tropical Scottish island of Rum. The first episode is FREE to watch, so check it out now!