Tell winter to FUCK OFF next March! Bubbles, Ricky, and Julian are hitting the high seas with some very special friends for a 4-day cruise to a private island in the Bahamas – and YOU’RE INVITED!!We’re parking the Shitmobile in Tampa, Florida and hitching a ride on the beautiful Norwegian Pearl from March 6-10, 2019, setting sail to crystally-clear Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas.
We’ll also be bringing along RANDY, CORY & JACOB, TOM GREEN, BIF NAKED, DOUG BENSON, BUBBLES & THE SHITROCKERS, and more awesome guests to be announced!
Your new FLOATING PARTY PALACE, The Norwegian Pearl, awaits you with all the amenities and accommodations you need for smooth, drunk sailing. With a piss-free pool and hot tubs to chill in, multiple bars and lounges, a Julian-approved ‘Moneyvale’ casino, luxurious richey-type spa services, an ENDLESS supply of the best food you could ever fuckin’ eat… and MORE!!
The Boys are mentally preparing for a nuclear missile to strike Sunnyvale on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!
The big missile fuck up in Hawaii has left the Boys pondering how they would react if a similar notification was sent to the residents of Sunnyvale. Ricky describes the contents of his “nuclear kit”, Bubbles hatches a dreamlike (but slightly fucked) scenario with his kitties, and Julian figures he’ll take one last trip down to the Aristocrat.
Spooked by the Hawaiian missile fuck-around, the Boys are trying to figure out how they’d spend the last 15 minutes of their lives on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.
For starters, Ricky describes his “nuclear kit”, which would be full of all kinds of things that would fuck him up. Bubbles talks about his plans for his kitties, and Julian would like to do a thing or two with a stripper, before the missile strikes.
Ricky shares some fun facts about cumulus clouds and Chinese concrete, Julian has a business plan that involves sending Cory and Jacob to Dubai, and Bubbles quizzes Ricky about nursery rhymes.
The camera dicks have packed up their equipment and have bid farewell to the residents of Sunnyvale for another year!
Before they left, SwearNet’s social media pricks snuck onto the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 to snap some pictures and steal snacks from the catering table. They put the photos together for a live Instagram and Twitter day straight from Sunnyvale.
We realize some of our fans have the technological skills of Sam the Caveman, and some of you simply don’t give a fuck about Instagram, so here’s a round-up of the photos that we shared on our #TPB12 Live Instagram Day!
She’s answering almost fucking anything, all except for a fucked up fuck/marry/kill scenario that she didn’t want to touch… which in fairness was a FUCKED question. She talks about how she spends her spare time, whether or not she wants to run the park, and answers a number of romantic questions about Jacob, Cory, Trevor, and… Ricky.
She also reveals how she has somehow stayed so young, after so many taxing fucking years in the park (but adds that she doesn’t really give a fuck about looking young).
The Boys had a fuckload of Canada Day liquor ready to go for Canada’s 150th borntday, so they figured they might as well combine the occasion with their 100th podcash and really get ‘er goin!
On today’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys are celebrating right in the middle of Sunnyvale and they’re rolling out the red carpet for Trinity, Sarah, Jacob, and Cory. They even invite some of the website and camera dicks in front of the camera!
The camera dicks are back in Sunnyvale for Season 12 of Trailer Park Boys and we gave Bubbles a SwearNet mic and asked him to send us a report! He interviews some members of the crew, plus a bunch of familiar fuckers from the park!
You can watch the whole greasy report FREE on SwearNet!
Get your free download from iTunes or Libsyn, and listen to Cory take on the Boys in a new edition of Sunnyvale Family Feud! The Boys also discuss the Olympics, the Clintons, and the DECENT beard competition between Bubbles and Cory.