What can make the scariest day of the year even more frightening? How about three weird food cocks attempting to dress up in Halloween costumes? Horrid outfits are just once of the many spooky aspects of the special Halloween edition of Offworld Cookery!
The ghoulish pricks put together a three-course meal of “OJ Simpson’s Gingerbread Glove” (which tastes like pure guilt), “Witches Brew” (served in the skulls of their enemies), and “Papa Shango’s Halloween Mangos” (which contain no actual mangos).
It wouldn’t be Halloween without a bit of pumpkin carving, “spell fights,” and crystal balls! And fucked up food cooked in the outdoors!
Celebrate the patron saint of PARTS UNKNOWN by dressing up like the Green Bastard this March 17th, or as we like to call it, St. Green Bastard’s Day!
Submit a photo of your Green Bastard outfit (head-to-toe full-bastard or even just a mask or GB t-shirt), and you’ll be entered into a random draw to win a Liquormen’s t-shirt. Because you KNOW that Liquormen’s is the official whisky of St. Green Bastard’s Day!
Click here to enter the contest!
Does the thought of an expensive Halloween stress you the fuck out? Not to worry, Ricky is going to get you learnt on Hallaween prepears!
Halloween is a time to get drunk, high, and equal with everyone else (regardless if you’re rich, poor, gay, straight, white, black, totally fucked, whatever). Ricky doesn’t want the high costs of food and costumes to ruin things for you, so in this episode, he’s getting you learnt on DIY costumes, food and drink, pranks, and pumpkin carving.
So, smoke a joint, have a few drinks, and get learnt on Hallaween!
IF YOU HAVE A DECENT COSTUME OF YOUR OWN, CLICK HERE TO ENTER OUR SWEARNET HALLOWEEN CONTEST!