The Boys are playing a game of BUSH OR NO BUSH on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
After shouting out a happy borntday to a former Playboy playmate, Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles try to guess whether or not David Duchovny has a bush, if he’s clean-shaven, or if perhaps he has some stubble happening.
And what about Cher? Barbara Bush?? Bush or no bush?
The Boys chat about a woodpecker who recently made news by going ballistic on a utility pole. This prompts Ricky to dream about the damage he could do as a furious woodpecker, with his sights set on the New York City electrical grid. But would a beaver be better? Perhaps it might — so long as its arsehole isn’t being harvested for cherry flavouring (you can thank Bubbles for that mental image).
The Boys discuss the potential sexual interactions between the Bionic Man and the Bionic Woman, deal with noisy fucking rooftop seagulls, and rate each other’s attractiveness. They also burst into song while describing a very phallic iceberg spotted off the coast of Newfoundland.
PLUS: What in the fuck did Crayola send to Ricky?!
A few episodes ago, a slightly buzzed Mike Smith suddenly came up with the fucking idea of holding a contest whereby you dicks send shit into the Mailbag and the Boys would would pick their favourite 10 items and use them to decorate the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.
The Boys didn’t expect such an overwhelming fucking response. They got a fuckload of DECENT shit! So much, they had to do an extra-long episode and they even needed a bit of help from Sarah Dunsworth!
Cocks, swords, bubbles, dandelion crayons, oh my!
There was so much amazing shit that the Boys decided they will use EVERYTHING to help decorate the set of Season 12, except for anything that has copyrighted material on it (sorry Rudi). They did pick their 10 favourites though, and the senders of those cocksuckers will receive a free year of SwearNet!
Well fuck, the snacks have been downgraded again, but that didn’t stop the Boys from cracking out another fucking episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn (or any half-way-fucking-decent podcast app).
The SwearNet dicks dropped the ball on the pepperoni (much to Ricky’s fucking dismay) but they replaced them with Muscle Krispies, Julian’s favourites!
After a long fucking conversation about fruit baskets and salad tossing, the Boys do a few borntday shout-outs to Malcolm X, Andre the Giant, Pete Townsend, and Georges St-Pierre. Bubbles spends a little extra time complimenting the sexy body of one of those borntday Boys (hint: it’s not Andre the Oil-Checking Giant’s body).
The Boys were having some great fun until Crayola had to ruin the fucking fun and make Ricky upset!
Not all hope is lost in the snack department, because the SwearNet dicks were sure to include Muscle Krispies, Julian’s favourites! But perhaps the catering fuck-up has left the Boys with food on their mind because they spend a very long time talking about fruit baskets and salad tossing.
There are borntday shout-outs a-plenty, with Malcolm X, Andre the Giant, Pete Townsend, and Georges St-Pierre all being bornt on May 19th. Speaking of GSP, Bubbles has no end of compliments for that sexy body of his.
The Boys also discuss Smokey and the Bandit, and Bubbles lays down some mean CB radio chatter.
PLUS: What in the fuck did Crayola do to make Ricky so upset?!