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New on swearnet.com – Pecker vs Beaver

Bubbles flips off Julian

The Boys are pitting woodpeckers vs beavers on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Ricky imagines the amount of damage he could do as a furious woodpecker, including but not limited to destroying the entire electrical grid of New York City.  The Boys wonder if a beaver would be more effective, but Bubbles warns that some beavers are harvested for their cherry-flavoured arseholes.

The Boys also invent a wonderfully new fucked game called “Bush or No Bush” and try to figure out whether or not David Duchovny is shaved clean or perhaps has a little stubble.  And what about Barbara Bush?  Bush or no bush?

Julian gives the gift of The Jim Lahey Show (and Randy) lighter leashes, in the form of giant fucking boxes for Ricky and Bubbles.  Ricky was excited at first, because he used to rock the lighter leash look.  But once he learned that it was official merchandise for Lahey and Randy’s SwearNet talk show, he nearly flipped the fuck out.

This episode of the Canadian Comedy Award’s TOP PODCAST is brought to you by SwearNet.com (sign up for only $4.20), Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 Lager, and TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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