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DEAR JULIAN – Questions, Let’s Go!

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The camera dicks at SwearNet are getting ready to shoot some more episodes of Dear Julian!

We got the rum, got the mix, got the cubes, got the muscles, there’s just one fucking problem.  We’re out of questions!  Write your shit in the comment section below!

Remember, Julian has been doing this show for almost two years now so he has seen it all.  The SwearNet dicks will pick out the best, most unique questions… Jules has answered a thousand fucking questions about “pacing yourself on rum all day,” so try to make er original and we’ll be sure to pass your Q onto the man himself.

Questions, let’s go!

 

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New on swearnet.com – How the Fuck to Make Swish

Bubbles and Julian explain how to make swish

Season Two of Dear Julian has been featuring some DECENT guests, none more decent than one of Julian’s best friends on the planet, Bubbles!

On today’s episode, Julian and Bubbles answer fan questions on a number of fucked topics, including the origins of the Green Bastard, how to rip off EI (Employment Insurance, or pogey to most), and the Boys share some stories about Randy as a young dickhead.  You’ll also get a detailed set of instructions for making DIRTY OLD SWISH.

Plus: Ever wonder where Bubbles gets all of his fucking amazing shirts?  Watch this episode to find out!

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Send Us Your Fucking Questions

Dear Julian needs your questions

Alright dickheads, we want more questions for upcoming episodes of Dear Julian.

Since we started the second season, Bubbles and Ricky seem to have found their way onto the set.  Julian doesn’t want them around all the fucking time, it’s still called DEAR JULIAN for fuck sakes, but you never know when they might show up.  So include questions for those two shit weasels too if it tickles your fucking fancy!

Trying to figure out how to fuck over the tax man this tax season?

Want to learn how to roll the perfect six-paper joint?

Can’t stop your kitty from humping your fucking leg?

Comment below!

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New on swearnet.com – Does Bubbles Prefer to Feed the Geese?

Julian is ready to answer your questions for Dear Julian

Dear Julian is joined yet again by Ricky and Bubbles, who seem intent on fucking up Julian’s brand new glass table.

The Boys get asked a range of questions, including:

  • Will 2017 suck as fucking bad as 2016?
  • How many kilometres have been logged on the ol’ Shitmobile?
  • Would Julian ever shave his goatee?
  • Would the Boys ever consider a hostile takeover of SwearNet?

Plus – Bubbles gets asked a pretty personal question.  We never seem to see him with any ladies – does that mean he’d rather feed the geese?

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New on swearnet.com – Don’t Be Betting on Fuckin’ Hobo Fights

Ricky and Bubbles join the set of Dear Julian

It’s a new season of Dear Julian!  Julian made a few changes – he got a new table, and he got two new dickhead co-hosts!

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles tackle fan questions ranging from “how to pass a piss test” to the morality of hobo fights.  One fan asks if Ricky will ever get into the licensed medicinal marijuana business, and a question about winter school cancellations leads to a story about Bubbles getting his testicles (or was it his tongue) stuck to a flag pole.

Oh – and the Boys pass on the most important advice perhaps ever given – don’t, under any circumstances, fuck with Tie Domi!

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New on swearnet.com – Dealing with Christmas Drunks

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It’s that time of the year again, when everyone – your uncle, grandmother, teenage nephew, get drunk as fuck for Christmas.  This might stress some people out, but luckily Julian has you covered with his second instalment of Christmas advice on Dear Julian!

Julian offers advice on stealing Christmas trees, and answers the age-old holiday question: what to do when someone drowns your rum in fucking eggnog!

 

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New Year, New Episodes, New Questions Needed!

Julian wants your questions

Alright dicks, the SwearNet crew is going to be hungover as fuck for the first part of January, but as soon as the fog lifts, we’ll be filming new episodes of all your favourite SwearNet shows!

If you have a problem for 2017 that needs solving, let us know by commenting below.  Julian (or maybe even Ricky and Bubbles) will be happy to sort you the fuck out!

Got a plan to change your life in 2017?  Looking for advice on sticking to a New Year’s resolution?  Want to have gorgeous muscles yet still drink rum all day?  Send your questions our way!

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New on swearnet.com – Merry Fucking Christmas

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Nothing wrong with a coupla rum and cokes around Christmas time!  Julian is feeling festive, so he decorated the set and he’s taking on some holiday-themed questions on the latest Dear Julian!

Whether it’s dealing with the shit show otherwise known as Christmas time at the mall, budgeting out your liquor money vs your gift money (Trailer Park Boys merchandise is always a GREAT fucking gift), or handling the holidays without family, Julian has you covered!

Remember to tune in again next week when Julian tackles the rest of your holiday problems!

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New on swearnet.com – Banging Away a Broken Heart

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Dear Julian is back with answers to your fucking questions, including solutions on pacing yourself on hard liquor, how to bang your way out of a broken heart, and whether or not you should get hammered and go hunting.

Plus: we all have that friend.  Someone who is a decent dude until he gets drunk at the bar, then he starts shit, trying to get into fights.  Julian was once that person, and he has advice on how to calm things the fuck down.

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