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New on swearnet.com – A Bundle of Cocks

Randy holds a tray of ingredients for cheeseburger calzones

Pour yourself a sippy-poo – you’ll need one for this extremely fucked episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy!

Things start out normal enough, with some shit talk and the like.  Lahey introduces a new segment – the “Joke of the Day,” and Randy updates us on the effectiveness of his cheeseburger patch.  They play a record of backwards music, and discuss the dangers of solar flares.

But then, something as innocent as a Randy’s Kitchen segment becomes a shit storm of epic proportions.  As Randy prepares to show the SwearNet audience how to make cheeseburger calzones, he quickly learns a bitter, pissy lesson about over-stepping his boundaries!

 

Now on iTunes/Libsyn: Randy and Lahey Have Summoned the Shit Hawk!

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The SHIT HAWK is real – and he has been summoned!

Episode 8 of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available in audio form – free of fucking charge – on iTunes and Libsyn!  Behold as the liquor wicker basket takes control and Randy and Lahey are visited by a shitty apparition.

Plus – Randy teaches us how to cook liquorball sandwiches!

New at swearnet.com: Beware the SHITHAWK!

Jim Lahey, Randy, and a shithawk!On this week’s Jim Lahey Show & Randy: The Liquor Wicker Basket is calling the shots this week! Randy and Lahey bicker over a lack of guests, this week’s toast, and Randy’s fucked liquorball sandwiches. Will a sing-along make it all better? NOPE!

 

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