Tag Archive for Donair

New on swearnet.com – Pat’s in a Funk

Mike Smith hugs Pat Roach

Pat Roach makes his epic return to SwearNet studios on the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show!

In the last episode, Pat told the Boys over the phone that he has been busy working out, banging, and holding down a job.  But Robb, JP, and Mike quickly learn that Pat’s been bullshitting them.  Truth is, he’s been drinking, eating donairs, playing video games, and probably beating off most of the time.

So the Boys pitch an idea for Pat to both get out of his funk, and also create some create SwearNet content.

Mike eventually wants Pat back in the SwearMan suit, but he is met with resistance.  Will we ever see SwearMan again?!

Now on iTunes and Libsyn – The Sunnyvale Quake

DECENT hip-hop artist Quake Matthews is in Sunnyvale on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

Quake’s new album Celebrate the Struggle is now available and it is fucking amazing.  Stick around til the end of the podcast for a performance of his single Confessions, a personal favourite of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau!

Being the good hosts that they are, the Boys hook Quake up with a big dirty donair while they chat about their usual assortment of completely fucked topics.  On the docket for this week:

  • How in the fuck does Jon Lovitz get with Playboy bunnies?
  • UK surgeons removing a fuckload of contact lenses from a lady’s eyeball.
  • Jean-Luc Picard’s borntday (or something like that).
  • And a fuckload more!

Episode 103 of the podcash is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

And remember, the audio version is free, but you can get the whole fucking podcash experience by paying $4.20 per month (around half the price of a good box of chicken fingers) and signing up for SwearNet.com!

New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Donaired with Ricky

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Roll a joint and mix some stiff drinks, because this episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky features a recipe that is PERFECT for your next drunk and stoned trailer park party!

Ricky puts together HaliDip, a dip based on the legendary Halifax donair.  If you’ve ever been liquored in Halifax, your night has probably ended up at a donair shop.  The fucking city actually named the greasy bastard the official food of Halifax.  The gyro-esque wrap is delicious but messy as fuck, which prompted a Nova Scotian blogger to create a DECENT dip to make it easier to get ‘er in ya.

Ricky takes us through the process of making donair meat, building your own spit, creating the sexually suggestive donair sauce, and then turning the whole fucking thing into HaliDip!

PLUS: Ricky reviews the security tape to find out which fucker(s) fell victim to his booby traps!

GLWR-donair

 

Now on iTunes/Libsyn: Happy Fucking Canada Day!

Canada Day podcast

Now available on iTunes and Libsyn for your audio fucking pleasure: Trailer Park Boys Podcast episode 48!

The drinks are flowing and the Boys are gettin’ on ‘er for Canada Day!  They are feeling so good, they even decided to invite Jacob the space alien over.  Ricky shares his fucked up take on the origin of Canada Day, and they discuss many delightful facts about the Great White North.

Plus: Jacob did WHAT with a nine-volt battery?!  Greasy!

Episode 48 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky!