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New on swearnet.com – School Dinners

Two dicks dressed up like school boys

It’s September and school is back in session!  Two outdoor gonads take us on a schoolyard trip down memory lane on the latest episode of Offworld Cookery!

“Sir” tries to teach “The Boy” a lesson as the two fucks put together a meal worthy of the dog shit caliber of school lunches – fucking fish sticks.  But they don’t forget that they are grown up, and they turn milk time and science class into proper adult fuckery with the help of liquor and dope.

PLUS: Once “Sir” has enough of “The Boy,” the two clash in an epic showdown!

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Answers Fucking Anything, Part 2

Ricky sits on his couch with a half-smile

Ricky is tired and pissed off but we gave him a joint so he’s back with another Ask Me Fucking Anything from the set of Season 12!

He tackles a wide range of topics, including a bunch of questions surrounding the events of Season 10 — does he keep in touch with Snoop Dogg?  Could he beat him in another smoke-off?  Does he want to fight Tom Arnold for stealing away Lucy?  Speaking of Lucy, is he now on the dating scene?

He also discusses his childhood dreams.  What did he want to be when he grew up?  Ricky doesn’t just discuss his own aspirations — he also shares Bubbles and Julian’s career goals.

PLUS: Ricky reveals the most amount of pepperoni he’s ever eaten in a single sitting!

Click here to watch Part 1 of Ricky’s AMFA from last week!

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Answers Fucking Anything!

Ricky is answering fan questions on his couch

The Season 12 camera dicks invade Ricky’s trailer and hand him a fuckload of fan question in our latest On-Set Ask Me Fucking Anything!

Ricky covers a wide range of topics including:

  • How to quit smoking
  • Which of his pets was his favourite
  • Bubbles’ kitties eating his pepperoni cocks
  • Getting stoned while working

Ricky says he’s up for answering as many questions as we can give him, but he will quit when he gets too pissed off.  So, stay tuned for future AMFA’s with the Reveen-looking mawfk!

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New on swearnet.com – Full English Breakfast

The Offworld Cookery dicks wake up bright and early in the middle of the forest and decide it’s time to throw together a proper English breakfast (though this fucking meal has enough rum and dope in it to pass as a Sunnyvale breakfast)!

Along with breakfast, the lads cleanse their face holes for your amusement, and they abuse the legendary croissant, mocking its fucked continental origins.  We see how the sausage is made, and we catch a glimpse of an extremely dangerous-looking outdoor oven.

PLUS: What is an ‘unholy lasagna of the netherworld,’ and what does it taste like?!

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New on swearnet.com – Bent Fabric’s Alley Cat

Mike Smith holds up an album called ALLEY CAT

The Season 12 contest entries keep pouring in on the latest episode of Mailbag!

A while back, the Boys asked you crazy fuckers to send in some props and trinkets and silly shit that they can use to decorate the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.  They’ll pick their top 10 at the end of the month.  There’s still a bit of time to get your shit in the mail, so put down that joint and get to the post office!  Click here for details and our fucking address!

Competition is stiffer than Randy in a Blandford play, with the Boys receiving a bubble maker for Bubbles’ shed, art supplies for Ricky’s trailer, and some DECENT records from Mountain Music Vinyl!

PLUS: Holy fuck, is it possible the drug-sniffing drugs at Canadian Customs got stoned because they’re sniffing drugs all day?  Because they missed a big one here…

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New on swearnet.com – Let’s Build a Liquor Cloud

Somehow, someway, Ricky and Julian survived a multi-ounce 4:20 celebration and they are alive for this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.

Bubbles is the only clear-headed fucker at the table because he did his best to stay away from the dope-shitstorm that surrounded Ricky in the days leading up to April 20th.  Bubbles brings up some things that happened on this day in history, including the 1918 death of the Red Baron at the hands of a badass Canadian, and the first meeting of the Beatles and the Rolling Stones back in the 1960’s.

They also talk about the absolutely fucked 1989 movie featuring Donald Trump called Ghosts Can’t Do It, which explores the age-old Hollywood cliche of ghost sex!

PLUS: After learning about a very promising tequila invention in Mexico, the Boys wonder if they can create their own liquor cloud!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com – now featuring some classic re-booted merch from yester-fuckin-year!

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New on swearnet.com – Operation Midnight Dope

The Boys are sitting in their smokey sack

This episode of Mailbag is hot as fuck, maybe due to all the layers of clothes Mike is wearing, or maybe due to all of the spicy fucking snacks they keep getting in the mail!

The Boys get a very strong early contender for their “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” competition, in the form of a fucking rocket ship!  If you want to send in some shit to help decorate the set of Season 12, you gotta get it to sunny Nova Scotia by May 31st!  Click here for details.

They also get a DECENT pitch for growing dope, a mini Snoop, and a knitted hat for Bubbles.

PLUS: The gifts aren’t limited to these three cock knuckles – Lahey and Randy feel the love too!

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Now on iTunes & Libsyn – The Man About Town

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Holy FUCK the Boys are baked for this one!  This stoned-as-fuck episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast is now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn!

The dope really gets Bubbles going, as he launches into a Conky-esque shit storm with a kilted doll, and Ricky nearly destroys the fucking thing.

The Boys have a stoned chat about a wide range of fucked topics, including expensive Cheetos, Wayne Gretzky (and whether or not Bubbles would bang him), female knights, and the Beatles.

PLUS: The dope seems to activate Ricky’s brain cells, and he launches into a deep scientific discussion about the Earth’s crust!

Episode 82 is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – The Man About Town

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If you can see through the thick fucking dope smoke, you’ll love this week’s edition of Trailer Park Boys Podcast!  The Boys, especially Bubbles, get stoned as fuck this week.

The weed seemed to activate Ricky’s brain cells, as he actually comes out with some intellectually compelling questions about the earth’s crust and knighthood, but then dips back into the stupid when he ponders how grocery stores can have so many eggs available when it takes a chicken nine months to lay an egg.

The Boys chat about Wayne Gretzky’s stellar hockey records, and Bubbles brags about his prowess on the ice when he was a young dickhead.  But he changes the topic pretty quick when Julian asks him if he’d ever bang Gretzky.

This week’s fucked episode is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, which has free shipping available this weekend!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Make Randy’s Kitchen Great Again!

Randy pours Mr. Lahey a drink

Drunky the Fuck Clown and the Cheeseburger Locker are back for a new season of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy, only on SwearNet.com!

On the first episode of the new season, we get a look at the updated set, including a much larger space for Randy’s Kitchen (though maybe he may have encroached on someone else’s territory).  Speaking of Randy and burgers, he’s sporting a Cheeseburger Patch to help curb his cravings and keep him on track to trim down for 2017.

They invite the “greatest guest they’ve ever had” – some guy named Greg that Lahey met at the laundromat.  Greg wows Lahey and Randy with his passion for yo-yos and marijuana-related web domains.

Welcome to the year of the cock!

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