A few hits of the honey bong and Randy is ready to go for another edition of Ask Me Fucking Anything!
Bobandy starts off in a great mood but quickly gets pissed off when the questions cross the shit line. Sure, it’s an Ask Me Fucking Anything but you dicks didn’t have to be so friggin’ mean!
But Randy is a big boy and he shakes off the haters to tackle your questions. Randers answers questions about onion rings (and their dipping potential), his cheeseburger patch, his record for eating cheeseburgers in one sitting, why Julian is an asshole, and much more.
Plus – Randy comments on a problem that hurts us all – the rising price of cheeseburgers!
Now it’s Randy’s turn to take a seat in the Ask Me Fuckin’ Anything hot seat!
And wow, do things ever start off hot! No amount of honey bong hits can calm Randy down from questions about his allergy to shirt-wearing, which is something he is asked about right off the fuckin’ get-go. But the question is valid – why does his chest get an allergic reaction to shirts, when his legs seem to do just fine with his pants?
Once he gets beyond the shirt question, he happily answers questions about cheeseburgers, cheeseburger toppings, cheeseburger side dishes, and much more!
Lahey and Randy will soon be in front of the SwearNet cameras for an Ask Me Fucking Anything, and we need questions from you dicks!
Wondering about some of the shit that went down in Season 11? Now’s your chance to ask the captain of the shitliner and the cheeseburger locker!
Write your questions in the comment section below, and go fuck yourself while you’re at it.
There are no problems that a little bit of rum and coke can’t solve.
On the latest episode of Dear Julian, Julian answers questions as wide-ranging as dealing with shitty ex’s to investing in your own business to trying to cut back on pissing the bed.
If you have questions for Julian, leave those cocksuckers in the comments below and Julian may answer them on a future episode! Or not, he really doesn’t give a fuck.