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New on swearnet.com – School Dinners

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It’s September and school is back in session!  Two outdoor gonads take us on a schoolyard trip down memory lane on the latest episode of Offworld Cookery!

“Sir” tries to teach “The Boy” a lesson as the two fucks put together a meal worthy of the dog shit caliber of school lunches – fucking fish sticks.  But they don’t forget that they are grown up, and they turn milk time and science class into proper adult fuckery with the help of liquor and dope.

PLUS: Once “Sir” has enough of “The Boy,” the two clash in an epic showdown!

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New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Donaired with Ricky

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Roll a joint and mix some stiff drinks, because this episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky features a recipe that is PERFECT for your next drunk and stoned trailer park party!

Ricky puts together HaliDip, a dip based on the legendary Halifax donair.  If you’ve ever been liquored in Halifax, your night has probably ended up at a donair shop.  The fucking city actually named the greasy bastard the official food of Halifax.  The gyro-esque wrap is delicious but messy as fuck, which prompted a Nova Scotian blogger to create a DECENT dip to make it easier to get ‘er in ya.

Ricky takes us through the process of making donair meat, building your own spit, creating the sexually suggestive donair sauce, and then turning the whole fucking thing into HaliDip!

PLUS: Ricky reviews the security tape to find out which fucker(s) fell victim to his booby traps!

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New on swearnet – Get Learnt on Hallaween Prepears

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Does the thought of an expensive Halloween stress you the fuck out?  Not to worry, Ricky is going to get you learnt on Hallaween prepears!

Halloween is a time to get drunk, high, and equal with everyone else (regardless if you’re rich, poor, gay, straight, white, black, totally fucked, whatever).  Ricky doesn’t want the high costs of food and costumes to ruin things for you, so in this episode, he’s getting you learnt on DIY costumes, food and drink, pranks, and pumpkin carving.

So, smoke a joint, have a few drinks, and get learnt on Hallaween!

IF YOU HAVE A DECENT COSTUME OF YOUR OWN, CLICK HERE TO ENTER OUR SWEARNET HALLOWEEN CONTEST!

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