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Ricky puts together HaliDip, a dip based on the legendary Halifax donair. If you’ve ever been liquored in Halifax, your night has probably ended up at a donair shop. The fucking city actually named the greasy bastard the official food of Halifax. The gyro-esque wrap is delicious but messy as fuck, which prompted a Nova Scotian blogger to create a DECENT dip to make it easier to get ‘er in ya.
Ricky takes us through the process of making donair meat, building your own spit, creating the sexually suggestive donair sauce, and then turning the whole fucking thing into HaliDip!
PLUS: Ricky reviews the security tape to find out which fucker(s) fell victim to his booby traps!
Tools are misplaced, and the plants smell like piss. Ricky’s not sure who is responsible, but the stoned sleuths at SwearBlog suspect it may have something to do with the newly expanded Randy’s Kitchen set. Whatever the case, Ricky responds by setting up some Fuck-You traps to fuck over whoever’s been fucking with him.
Best of all, he set up a security camera so that he can watch all of this shit go down!
It’s that time of year again – everyone’s going fucking crazy, spending money on all kinds of bullshit. Luckily, Ricky put together an upcoming episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky to help inspire you to save money with some great DIFY (do it your fucking self) decorating options!
The dicks at SwearNet want to see YOUR greasy Sunnyvale-style orlaments, wreets, gingy-bread houses, or whatever the fuck declorations you feel like making. Take a pic and upload it here! You can also tag it on Instagram with the hashcoin, er, hashtag #TPBxmas.
Halloween is a time to get drunk, high, and equal with everyone else (regardless if you’re rich, poor, gay, straight, white, black, totally fucked, whatever). Ricky doesn’t want the high costs of food and costumes to ruin things for you, so in this episode, he’s getting you learnt on DIY costumes, food and drink, pranks, and pumpkin carving.
So, smoke a joint, have a few drinks, and get learnt on Hallaween!
This week on Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky: You know how it is – you’re craving roast chicken, taters, gravy, and fruit salad salad, but you’ve got no fucking kitchen. What the fuck to do? Time to Get Learnt with Ricky…
This week on Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky: If you’ve got little mawfks of your own, you’ll know that baby strollers, saucers, and jumpers are expensive as FUCK! Ricky shows you how to make your own 3-in-1 babysitter station for less than $10!