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FREE MONTH: Enjoy SwearNet in September for Fucking Free!

Want to hang out in the park for a month before you decide to hand over your lot fees?

We’re throwing a big fucking promotion for the month of September!  We’re giving you dicks free access to SwearNet.com, the home of the Trailer Park Boys!  You’ll get Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky, the video version of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, Guitar Lessons with Bubbles, exclusive behind-the-scenes material from the set of Trailer Park Boys, the Jim Lahey and Randy Show, and a fuckload more.  And it won’t cost you a fucking penny!

How the fuck do I get my free month?

1. Go to our sign-up page by clicking here.

2. Register for a free SwearNet account.

3. Enter the code SEPTEMBERFREE

4. On September 1st, your free month will start!

5. Roll a six-paper-joint and watch the fuck out of SwearNet!

What if I’m a loyal fucker that is already a part of SwearNet? What in the FUCK will I get?

We haven’t forgotten about you, our most special fucks of all.  When you log into SwearNet, you will see a link that will give you a free digital download of Trailer Park Boys Season 10 – a $14.99 value!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Donaired with Ricky

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Roll a joint and mix some stiff drinks, because this episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky features a recipe that is PERFECT for your next drunk and stoned trailer park party!

Ricky puts together HaliDip, a dip based on the legendary Halifax donair.  If you’ve ever been liquored in Halifax, your night has probably ended up at a donair shop.  The fucking city actually named the greasy bastard the official food of Halifax.  The gyro-esque wrap is delicious but messy as fuck, which prompted a Nova Scotian blogger to create a DECENT dip to make it easier to get ‘er in ya.

Ricky takes us through the process of making donair meat, building your own spit, creating the sexually suggestive donair sauce, and then turning the whole fucking thing into HaliDip!

PLUS: Ricky reviews the security tape to find out which fucker(s) fell victim to his booby traps!

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New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Fuck-You’d with Ricky

Ricky is covered by flour

Ricky kicks off Season 2 of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky in an unexpected way.  Though he planned to dedicate the first episode to building ovens, things go off the rails when he discovers that someone has been fucking with his workshop.

Tools are misplaced, and the plants smell like piss.  Ricky’s not sure who is responsible, but the stoned sleuths at SwearBlog suspect it may have something to do with the newly expanded Randy’s Kitchen set.  Whatever the case, Ricky responds by setting up some Fuck-You traps to fuck over whoever’s been fucking with him.

Best of all, he set up a security camera so that he can watch all of this shit go down!

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New on swearnet.com – Leigh Joins the State of the Union!

Leigh joins Mike, JP, and Robb

It’s time for another State of the Union, and on this episode the Boys brought Leigh into the studio!

Leigh talks about the great success of Trippin’ with Leigh (available for fucking free on SwearNet.com) and he has some updates on future episodes.  Leigh started a new IndieGoGo campaign to help him go to fuckin’ Europe!  Learn about what he has in store for Europe, plus get the scoop on his upcoming live tour!

For TPB news, the Boys offer a few nuggets of info on the upcoming Out of the Park: USA series, and they also show you some bongs and a wrench!

Plus: What the fuck do they have planned with Snoop Dogg?!

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New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Learnt on Christmas!

Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys is making his own Christmas ornaments

Well, it’s that fucking time of the year again when we get drunk and stoned with the people we love for the 21 Days of Christmas!  And just to make sure you don’t waste money and time on fucking stupid decorations, Ricky brings you the “Merri Cristmas, Regalur Cristmas Can FUCK OFF EPi” edition of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky!

Ricky gets you learnt on making the best Christmas gravy, orlaments, wreets, ginger bready houses, and more!  He also gets himself into a couple sticky situations.

PLUS: Learn how to decorate the fun, EASY way!

If you think you can do Ricky one better, make your OWN decloration and send a pic of the cocksucker to our Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky contest!

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CONTEST: Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky!

It’s that time of year again – everyone’s going fucking crazy, spending money on all kinds of bullshit.  Luckily, Ricky put together an upcoming episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky to help inspire you to save money with some great DIFY (do it your fucking self) decorating options!

The dicks at SwearNet want to see YOUR greasy Sunnyvale-style orlaments, wreets, gingy-bread houses, or whatever the fuck declorations you feel like making.  Take a pic and upload it here!  You can also tag it on Instagram with the hashcoin, er, hashtag #TPBxmas.

Enter for your chance to win a DECENT prize pack!  Click here for contest details!

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New on swearnet – Get Learnt on Hallaween Prepears

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Does the thought of an expensive Halloween stress you the fuck out?  Not to worry, Ricky is going to get you learnt on Hallaween prepears!

Halloween is a time to get drunk, high, and equal with everyone else (regardless if you’re rich, poor, gay, straight, white, black, totally fucked, whatever).  Ricky doesn’t want the high costs of food and costumes to ruin things for you, so in this episode, he’s getting you learnt on DIY costumes, food and drink, pranks, and pumpkin carving.

So, smoke a joint, have a few drinks, and get learnt on Hallaween!

IF YOU HAVE A DECENT COSTUME OF YOUR OWN, CLICK HERE TO ENTER OUR SWEARNET HALLOWEEN CONTEST!

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New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Learnt on Art!

Ricky is doing some extreme painting!

Ricky is back in his workshop and it’s time for you to get learnt on art!

On the latest episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky, Ricky passes on some learntings that he was learnt on while taking anger management classes in jail: how to make your own fucking art.

Vincent van Go Fuck Yourself gets us learnt on four types of art: still alive, lanscrapes, heads, and abstacts (extreme fucking painting).

If you try this at home, make sure you have a first aid kit nearby because as Ricky demonstrates, art can be fucking dangerous!

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