Tag Archive for Green Bastard

Bubbles? Who’s Bubbles?! I’m the Green Bastard, from Parts Unknown… and I’ll fuckin’ unload one on ya! 

Green Bastard Hot Sauce – OH YEAHHH!!!

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles attempt to make a commercial for their scrump-dilly new Green Bastard hot sauce…

Coney Island Saucery’s decent new hot sauce is a ‘verde’ style featuring fresh notes of cilantro and citrus, tag teamed with garlic, earthy middle tones, ending with a gelapeno / serrano flying elbow to the throat!

Pairs well with dirty old chicken burgers, balon-a-log slices, tacos, skirt steak, hot dogs or any food you want to add a devastating blow of flavour. Sounds fucking good to us!!

Get yours at http://bit.ly/gbhotsauce OH YEAHHH!!

New Trailer Park Boys Tees at the Store!

New Trailer Park Boys t-shirts!To celebrate the release of Trailer Park Boys Season 12, we’ve got three awesome new tees at the store! Show your love for Ricky, Julian and Bubbles, the Green Bastard, or the greatest fuckin’ trailer park in the world! Buy your sexy new t-shirt HERE!

We’ve also got all your favourite merch, including Ricky’s famous houndstooth shirt, Sunnyvale hockey jerseys and a range of DECENT smoking gear (don’t forget, 420 is just around the frigging corner!)

And look out for a new range of greasy new products, coming soon…

St. Green Bastard’s Day Contest!

Bubbles dressed in his Green Bastard costume

Celebrate the patron saint of PARTS UNKNOWN by dressing up like the Green Bastard this March 17th, or as we like to call it, St. Green Bastard’s Day!

Submit a photo of your Green Bastard outfit (head-to-toe full-bastard or even just a mask or GB t-shirt), and you’ll be entered into a random draw to win a Liquormen’s t-shirt.  Because you KNOW that Liquormen’s is the official whisky of St. Green Bastard’s Day!

Click here to enter the contest!

New on swearnet.com – How the Fuck to Make Swish

Bubbles and Julian explain how to make swish

Season Two of Dear Julian has been featuring some DECENT guests, none more decent than one of Julian’s best friends on the planet, Bubbles!

On today’s episode, Julian and Bubbles answer fan questions on a number of fucked topics, including the origins of the Green Bastard, how to rip off EI (Employment Insurance, or pogey to most), and the Boys share some stories about Randy as a young dickhead.  You’ll also get a detailed set of instructions for making DIRTY OLD SWISH.

Plus: Ever wonder where Bubbles gets all of his fucking amazing shirts?  Watch this episode to find out!

Uncanny Avengers, Sunnyvale Style

Holy flying fuck, boys! Marvel’s new Uncanny Avengers comic launches this week, and it includes two very familiar faces…

 

Uncanny Avengers with Bubbles and Julian

Does this mean the Green Bastard (Parts Unknown) will soon be joining Captain America, Deadpool, Spider-Man, and the Human Torch to rid the universe of twiggy alien-looking cinnamon twist fuck chickens? We fucking hope so!

 
Uncanny Avengers Marvel #1 2015Thanks to Trailer Park Boys fan Josh Shua for the find!

Bubbles tears it up in Europe!

Bubbles has been busy as fuck during the European tour! While Ricky has spent his time chasing dope and Julian’s been on the hunt for ice, Bubbles has been participating in the Berlin Marathon – on inline skates! He fuckin’ crushed the race, apart from the horrendous pile-up he caused at the start. Fuck!

Bubbles competes in the Berlin Marathon

Bubbles on wheels!

And then, from Parts Unknown to Copenhagen, Denmark… The Green Bastard took to the ring to unload a few on some fuckin’ twiggy alien Danes!

 

Bubbles as the Green Bastard, Parts Unknown

Green Bastard, Parts Unknown

Bubbles and Julian also took Ricky to visit his “Disneyland” – the famous commune of Christiania, which has its very own Green Light District! Deeeecent!

 

Trailer Park Boys in Christiania, Denmark

Where there is weed, there is Ricky

Next stop on the tour, Sweden and Finland!

Fan Art Friday – Green Bastard: The Movie?

Mike Smith is the Green Bastard - TPB fan art movie poster

Mike Smith is the Green Bastard (parts unknown). We’d watch the FUCK out of that movie! Thanks to Chris Burge for his fake movie poster!

Created any awesome Trailer Park Boys or SwearNet artwork? Send it to us at theboys@swearnet.com and you could be featured on Fan Art Friday!