Tag Archive for Green Bastard

Bubbles? Who’s Bubbles?! I’m the Green Bastard, from Parts Unknown… and I’ll fuckin’ unload one on ya!

Green Bastard Hot Sauce – OH YEAHHH!!!

June 4, 2021 in Random Shit • 1 Comment

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles attempt to make a commercial for their scrump-dilly new Green Bastard hot sauce…

Coney Island Saucery’s decent new hot sauce is a ‘verde’ style featuring fresh notes of cilantro and citrus, tag teamed with garlic, earthy middle tones, ending with a gelapeno / serrano flying elbow to the throat!

Pairs well with dirty old chicken burgers, balon-a-log slices, tacos, skirt steak, hot dogs or any food you want to add a devastating blow of flavour. Sounds fucking good to us!!

Get yours at http://bit.ly/gbhotsauce OH YEAHHH!!

St Patrick’s Day Sale at the Trailer Park Boys Merch Store!

March 17, 2021 in TPB Merch Store • 2 Comments

Fuck, we love St. Patrick’s Day! And to celebrate, we’re having a one-day flash sale at trailerparkboysmerch.com! Get 10% off orders over $50, 15% off orders over $100, and a big dirty 20% off orders over $200. From Green Bastard hoodies to Ricky houndstooth shirts and new TPB: Jail gear, buy what the fuck you like – you get $$$ off ANY order over $50! ☘️

Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series Season 2 – The DECENT Trailer!

May 8, 2020 in Trailer Park Boys • 1 Comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve3Iwa1ooWE&t=2s

Holy fuck, we can’t wait for May 22! Here’s a sneak peek of the crazy shit happening in Sunnyvale for Season 2 of the Animated Series – get ready for the return of the Green Bastard, DUBER, a fucked clown and a fuck-ton of dope… and more awesome stuff we’ll reveal very soon!

Catch up with Season 1 on Netflix here!

New Trailer Park Boys Tees at the Store!

April 11, 2018 in TPB Merch Store • 0 Comments

To celebrate the release of Trailer Park Boys Season 12, we’ve got three awesome new tees at the store! Show your love for Ricky, Julian and Bubbles, the Green Bastard, or the greatest fuckin’ trailer park in the world! Buy your sexy new t-shirt HERE!

We’ve also got all your favourite merch, including Ricky’s famous houndstooth shirt, Sunnyvale hockey jerseys and a range of DECENT smoking gear (don’t forget, 420 is just around the frigging corner!)

And look out for a new range of greasy new products, coming soon…

St. Green Bastard’s Day Contest!

March 16, 2017 in Contests • 0 Comments

Celebrate the patron saint of PARTS UNKNOWN by dressing up like the Green Bastard this March 17th, or as we like to call it, St. Green Bastard’s Day!

Submit a photo of your Green Bastard outfit (head-to-toe full-bastard or even just a mask or GB t-shirt), and you’ll be entered into a random draw to win a Liquormen’s t-shirt. Because you KNOW that Liquormen’s is the official whisky of St. Green Bastard’s Day!

Click here to enter the contest!

New on swearnet.com – How the Fuck to Make Swish

February 8, 2017 in New at SwearNet.com • 1 Comment

Season Two of Dear Julian has been featuring some DECENT guests, none more decent than one of Julian’s best friends on the planet, Bubbles!

On today’s episode, Julian and Bubbles answer fan questions on a number of fucked topics, including the origins of the Green Bastard, how to rip off EI (Employment Insurance, or pogey to most), and the Boys share some stories about Randy as a young dickhead. You’ll also get a detailed set of instructions for making DIRTY OLD SWISH.

Plus: Ever wonder where Bubbles gets all of his fucking amazing shirts? Watch this episode to find out!

Green Bastard vs the Boxing Teddybear

October 28, 2015 in Trailer Park Boys • 3 Comments

Apparently former IBO Heavyweight champ Brian Nielsen wants one!

Green Bastard vs the Boxing Teddybear. Who’s gonna win?

Uncanny Avengers, Sunnyvale Style

October 14, 2015 in Trailer Park Boys • 11 Comments

Holy flying fuck, boys! Marvel’s new Uncanny Avengers comic launches this week, and it includes two very familiar faces…

Does this mean the Green Bastard (Parts Unknown) will soon be joining Captain America, Deadpool, Spider-Man, and the Human Torch to rid the universe of twiggy alien-looking cinnamon twist fuck chickens? We fucking hope so!

Thanks to Trailer Park Boys fan Josh Shua for the find!

Bubbles tears it up in Europe!

September 29, 2015 in TPB Tour News • 1 Comment

Bubbles has been busy as fuck during the European tour! While Ricky has spent his time chasing dope and Julian’s been on the hunt for ice, Bubbles has been participating in the Berlin Marathon – on inline skates! He fuckin’ crushed the race, apart from the horrendous pile-up he caused at the start. Fuck!

: Bubbles on wheels!

And then, from Parts Unknown to Copenhagen, Denmark… The Green Bastard took to the ring to unload a few on some fuckin’ twiggy alien Danes!

: Green Bastard, Parts Unknown

Bubbles and Julian also took Ricky to visit his “Disneyland” – the famous commune of Christiania, which has its very own Green Light District! Deeeecent!