Celebrate the patron saint of PARTS UNKNOWN by dressing up like the Green Bastard this March 17th, or as we like to call it, St. Green Bastard’s Day!
Submit a photo of your Green Bastard outfit (head-to-toe full-bastard or even just a mask or GB t-shirt), and you’ll be entered into a random draw to win a Liquormen’s t-shirt. Because you KNOW that Liquormen’s is the official whisky of St. Green Bastard’s Day!
Click here to enter the contest!
Season Two of Dear Julian has been featuring some DECENT guests, none more decent than one of Julian’s best friends on the planet, Bubbles!
On today’s episode, Julian and Bubbles answer fan questions on a number of fucked topics, including the origins of the Green Bastard, how to rip off EI (Employment Insurance, or pogey to most), and the Boys share some stories about Randy as a young dickhead. You’ll also get a detailed set of instructions for making DIRTY OLD SWISH.
Plus: Ever wonder where Bubbles gets all of his fucking amazing shirts? Watch this episode to find out!
Korey Jarvis might be comfortable on the wrestling mat, but now he has to try to pin Ricky and Julian in a game of Sunnyvale Family Feud!
The Olympic wrestler and Commonwealth champion joins the Boys for a podcast – now available for fucking free on iTunes and Libsyn! Hear some stories about the dirty smelly fuckers he’s had to wrestle, the likelihood of catching an elbow in the wiener while wrestling, and some of the crazy partying that goes on in the Olympic Village!
And Julian has news for him – if he ever wants to join the UFC, he’s got a big sexy manager who will get him a great offer!
Episode 58 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!
Canadian Olympic wrestler Korey Jarvis is in the trailer, and he’s looking to suplex the rest of the Boys in a game of Sunnyvale Family Feud!
On the 58th episode of The Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys welcome the samsquamptch-esque Jarvis as he shares stories about the greasy business that can go on in a wrestling match, the stinkiest fucker he’s ever wrestled, and whether or not he’d like to try UFC. But his biggest challenge might come in the form of the GREEN BASTARD — who would win that shit show?
Plus – Ricky hosts a game of HANDSOME, HOT, OR NOT!
This episode is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!
Apparently former IBO Heavyweight champ Brian Nielsen wants one!
Green Bastard vs the Boxing Teddybear. Who’s gonna win?
Holy flying fuck, boys! Marvel’s new Uncanny Avengers comic launches this week, and it includes two very familiar faces…
Does this mean the Green Bastard (Parts Unknown) will soon be joining Captain America, Deadpool, Spider-Man, and the Human Torch to rid the universe of twiggy alien-looking cinnamon twist fuck chickens? We fucking hope so!
Thanks to Trailer Park Boys fan Josh Shua for the find!
Bubbles has been busy as fuck during the European tour! While Ricky has spent his time chasing dope and Julian’s been on the hunt for ice, Bubbles has been participating in the Berlin Marathon – on inline skates! He fuckin’ crushed the race, apart from the horrendous pile-up he caused at the start. Fuck!
Bubbles on wheels!
And then, from Parts Unknown to Copenhagen, Denmark… The Green Bastard took to the ring to unload a few on some fuckin’ twiggy alien Danes!
Green Bastard, Parts Unknown
Bubbles and Julian also took Ricky to visit his “Disneyland” – the famous commune of Christiania, which has its very own Green Light District! Deeeecent!
Where there is weed, there is Ricky
Next stop on the tour, Sweden and Finland!
Mike Smith is the Green Bastard (parts unknown). We’d watch the FUCK out of that movie! Thanks to Chris Burge for his fake movie poster!
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