Our climate is fucked, and there’s only one man who is fucked enough to deal with it: Pat Fuckin’ Roach! On the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show, Pat gets back to his old stompin’ grounds and shows us why he’s the best weatherman to ever hit SwearNet!
Pat measures the rainfall with a bucket, shot guns a couple Freedom 35s, and takes a fucked drive through a shitty January rainstorm.
On last week’s episode, Mike revealed that he and the Boys purchased the legendary Halifax hang-out known as the Economy Shoe Shop. Unfortunately, the timing absolute dog shit because they are under the gun to finish writing Trailer Park Boys Season 12 and they don’t exactly have time to be fucking around with a restaurant.
This week, Boys go to a test kitchen so that they can try every single fucking thing on the 45-item menu. Good news, the feedback is positive!
It’s been 13 years since Ken Jennings began his legendary Jeopardy! winning streak, and Bubbles has dug up the original set of questions from the June 2, 2004 episode to see if Ricky and Julian can go toe-to-toe with Jennings!
They also celebrate the anniversary of the 1875 event in which Alexander Graham Bell got the fuckin’ ball rolling on the telephone (an invention still used to this day), and Ricky also tips his hat to some macaroni fuck who had something to do with the radio.
The Boys discuss Halifax apology beers, Ferrari vending machines, and surgical whales. PLUS: If you’ve ever wondered how Ricky would behave as a sting ray, you’re in fuckin’ luck!
In the midst of the massive mountain of shit that they need to take care of, the Boys also bought a restaurant! Renovations are currently underway at the Economy Shoe Shop, a legendary downtown Halifax hangout. The Boys plan to put a fresh coat of paint on the place (literally) and revamp the menu.
On this episode of The Real Fucking Reality Show, Mike tells Robb and JP that their new chef has prepared samples from the new menu and the Boys have to go do a tasting. Robb and JP are fucking pissed that they have to do this in the middle of a tense pre-production period for Season 12, and they’re extra fucking pissed that Mike is filming it!
Lahey, coming to us from his recently renogulated set, takes a trip down memory lane to New York City in 1984, and the Halifax Harbour in the 1970s, and shares some of the important moments in his life that involved VAT 69.
Hot summer days, drug busts, biker gangs, and sexy Scottish men are all part of VAT 69’s Liquor Story!
The Boys are gearing up for a DECENT concert tonight in their backyard of Halifax, Nova Scotia, as Jordon John takes the stage. We’re not sure if Mike is joining him or not, but if he is, it’ll be trouble because he’s already into the sauce.
Hear updates on the European tour, TPB merch, and the “musical branch” of SwearNet.
PLUS: Some crazy mother fucker made J.P. mad, and it was a BAD idea.
In the interest of healthy cocksucking fucking competition, he challenged Kaitlin and Laura to go down to the Halifax waterfront and order food while trying to slip as many fucking swear words into their conversations as possible.
Who will curse the most? Will the grumpy old man tell Kaitlin to watch her fucking mouth? Will the fish and chips girls call the cocksucking police? Find the fuck out!
In this episode, a low-pressure shit vacuum pulls Halifax radio personality Bobby Mac straight onto the couch with Lahey and Randy. Bobby tries some of Randy’s greasy French toast and offers a lesson on radio voice-overs.
This is a great opportunity to listen to SwearNet’s drunkest podcast on the go! Tell your cheap fucking non-subscribing friends to sample SwearNet with this podcast, and while you’re at it, rate Lahey and Randy on iTunes and tell those Apple dicks how much you love them!