Our climate is fucked, and there’s only one man who is fucked enough to deal with it: Pat Fuckin’ Roach! On the latest episode of the Real Fucking Reality Show, Pat gets back to his old stompin’ grounds and shows us why he’s the best weatherman to ever hit SwearNet!
Pat measures the rainfall with a bucket, shot guns a couple Freedom 35s, and takes a fucked drive through a shitty January rainstorm.
We tallied the votes and Catherine Robertson is our Goofy Moose comic of the week!
Catherine will move onto the next round and is now a contender for the comic of the month. Learn more about the voting system and prizes at the Goofy Moose blog page.
Enjoy your daily fix of funny as we post new comedy routines every weekday on SwearNet.com’s newest series!
Despite some pretty fucking severe protest, Mike manages to drag Robb and JP out of the writing room and into a test kitchen on this week’s episode of The Real Fucking Reality Show.
On last week’s episode, Mike revealed that he and the Boys purchased the legendary Halifax hang-out known as the Economy Shoe Shop. Unfortunately, the timing absolute dog shit because they are under the gun to finish writing Trailer Park Boys Season 12 and they don’t exactly have time to be fucking around with a restaurant.
This week, Boys go to a test kitchen so that they can try every single fucking thing on the 45-item menu. Good news, the feedback is positive!
Cover your chair in bubble wrap, sit back, and enjoy the latest episode of the award-winning Trailer Park Boys Podcast, only on SwearNet.com!
It’s been 13 years since Ken Jennings began his legendary Jeopardy! winning streak, and Bubbles has dug up the original set of questions from the June 2, 2004 episode to see if Ricky and Julian can go toe-to-toe with Jennings!
They also celebrate the anniversary of the 1875 event in which Alexander Graham Bell got the fuckin’ ball rolling on the telephone (an invention still used to this day), and Ricky also tips his hat to some macaroni fuck who had something to do with the radio.
The Boys discuss Halifax apology beers, Ferrari vending machines, and surgical whales. PLUS: If you’ve ever wondered how Ricky would behave as a sting ray, you’re in fuckin’ luck!
This episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com! Buy our shit!
The liquor shall not sleep, the liquor shall not rest in peace, the liquor shall return!
Liquor Stories with James Lahey returns for a second season, with Mr. Lahey dedicating the first episode to a sippy-poo that is very symbolic of the upper-classity, VAT 69.
Lahey, coming to us from his recently renogulated set, takes a trip down memory lane to New York City in 1984, and the Halifax Harbour in the 1970s, and shares some of the important moments in his life that involved VAT 69.
Hot summer days, drug busts, biker gangs, and sexy Scottish men are all part of VAT 69’s Liquor Story!
J.P., Robb, and Mike are back with another SwearNet State of the Union!
The Boys are gearing up for a DECENT concert tonight in their backyard of Halifax, Nova Scotia, as Jordon John takes the stage. We’re not sure if Mike is joining him or not, but if he is, it’ll be trouble because he’s already into the sauce.
Hear updates on the European tour, TPB merch, and the “musical branch” of SwearNet.
PLUS: Some crazy mother fucker made J.P. mad, and it was a BAD idea.
Mike fuckin Smith cooked up a brilliant idea for the latest episode of Cheap Smokes.
In the interest of healthy cocksucking fucking competition, he challenged Kaitlin and Laura to go down to the Halifax waterfront and order food while trying to slip as many fucking swear words into their conversations as possible.
Who will curse the most? Will the grumpy old man tell Kaitlin to watch her fucking mouth? Will the fish and chips girls call the cocksucking police? Find the fuck out!
Sweet, sweet audio for your ears’ shit canal! Episode 6 – “Hello, Young Lovers” of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy is now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
In this episode, a low-pressure shit vacuum pulls Halifax radio personality Bobby Mac straight onto the couch with Lahey and Randy. Bobby tries some of Randy’s greasy French toast and offers a lesson on radio voice-overs.
This is a great opportunity to listen to SwearNet’s drunkest podcast on the go! Tell your cheap fucking non-subscribing friends to sample SwearNet with this podcast, and while you’re at it, rate Lahey and Randy on iTunes and tell those Apple dicks how much you love them!
Wanna hang out with the Trailer Park Boys and get your hands on some sassy, dirty Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky? Come along to our official Liquormen’s launch at Bayers Lake NSLC tomorrow, Thursday 21 January, from 3-5pm. It’s gonna get GREASY!