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I remember Halloween 1977 perfectly… We dressed up as people from Star Wars, I remember Julian copied off me… Bubbles was the gold guy…

New on swearnet.com – The Origins of Halloween

Trailer Park Boys celebrate Halloween

It’s Halloween, and the Boys are celebrating!  On this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, and Ricky (er, Weed Man) came prepared with mushroom tea and pumpkin hash cake, and the Boys (mostly Ricky) get FUCKED!

Learn about the origins of Halloween, when God and Santa got together and had a great time and decided to make it an annual event.  Things get a little fucked up and violent on this episode, when a harmonica-playing puppet/robot/doll gets on Ricky and Julian’s nerves, and at one point, Ricky nearly burns the set down.

This fucked podcash for a fucked day is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

New on swearnet – Get Learnt on Hallaween Prepears

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Does the thought of an expensive Halloween stress you the fuck out?  Not to worry, Ricky is going to get you learnt on Hallaween prepears!

Halloween is a time to get drunk, high, and equal with everyone else (regardless if you’re rich, poor, gay, straight, white, black, totally fucked, whatever).  Ricky doesn’t want the high costs of food and costumes to ruin things for you, so in this episode, he’s getting you learnt on DIY costumes, food and drink, pranks, and pumpkin carving.

So, smoke a joint, have a few drinks, and get learnt on Hallaween!

IF YOU HAVE A DECENT COSTUME OF YOUR OWN, CLICK HERE TO ENTER OUR SWEARNET HALLOWEEN CONTEST!

New on swearnet – Jim Lahey HATES Halloween!

Randy and Jim are ready for Halloween on the Jim Lahey Show & Randy!

Maybe it wasn’t the best idea to have a Halloween theme for the latest episode of The Jim Lahey Show and Randy.

Though Randy is full of enthusiasm (candy, dressing up, oh my!), we are reminded that Mr. Lahey HATES Halloween, due to the traumatic incidents of Halloween 1977.  The painful memories turn Lahey into the LIQUOR.

But, the show must go on!  Randy prepares some BRAIN BURGERS for “Randy’s Kitchen” and Mr. Lahey shows us some footage of a boozy boat trip that he and Randy took to Nova Scotia’s most famous landmark, Peggy’s Cove!

Trailer Park Boys Halloween 2015 Contest: The WINNERS

Thanks to all you greasy fuckers who entered our Trailer Park Boys Halloween contest! It was the biggest fucking year ever, and the standard was amazing. But there can only be one winner…

 

Trailer Park Boys Halloween costume contest winnersCongratulations, you win the TPB/SwearNet prize pack, plus one-year swearnet.com subscriptions for everyone! We hope you weren’t banned from the Drake tavern after turning up dressed as those greasy fuckers!

 

BUT WAIT, THERE’S FUCKIN’ MORE: Because there were so many amazing entries, we increased the number of runner-up prizes to eight! The following cockblasters all win one-year swearnet.com subscriptions:

Trailer Park Boys Halloween contest runners-upCongratulations to the winners… now start getting your costumes ready for 2016!