The Boys are mentally preparing for a nuclear missile to strike Sunnyvale on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!
The big missile fuck up in Hawaii has left the Boys pondering how they would react if a similar notification was sent to the residents of Sunnyvale. Ricky describes the contents of his “nuclear kit”, Bubbles hatches a dreamlike (but slightly fucked) scenario with his kitties, and Julian figures he’ll take one last trip down to the Aristocrat.
Spooked by the Hawaiian missile fuck-around, the Boys are trying to figure out how they’d spend the last 15 minutes of their lives on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.
For starters, Ricky describes his “nuclear kit”, which would be full of all kinds of things that would fuck him up. Bubbles talks about his plans for his kitties, and Julian would like to do a thing or two with a stripper, before the missile strikes.
Ricky shares some fun facts about cumulus clouds and Chinese concrete, Julian has a business plan that involves sending Cory and Jacob to Dubai, and Bubbles quizzes Ricky about nursery rhymes.
Ricky’s at it again! After his masterpiece The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu brought in nearly $2,000 for the Gord Downie Fund for Brain Cancer Research, he figures he will try it again — this time, tackling the artistic world of volcanoes and whales.
As per usual, Mike tastes a bunch of hot sauces (and gets absolutely fucked over by one of them), the Boys get a shit apple, and a bunch of swearing cats. They also get some DECENT fan art, in the form of a TPB comic!
We also learn a few things – limit your letters for the Boys to 10 words or less, and it might not be wise to ask for 200 tiny fucking autographs.