Tag Archive for Holidays

New on swearnet.com – Merry Fucking Christmas

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Nothing wrong with a coupla rum and cokes around Christmas time!  Julian is feeling festive, so he decorated the set and he’s taking on some holiday-themed questions on the latest Dear Julian!

Whether it’s dealing with the shit show otherwise known as Christmas time at the mall, budgeting out your liquor money vs your gift money (Trailer Park Boys merchandise is always a GREAT fucking gift), or handling the holidays without family, Julian has you covered!

Remember to tune in again next week when Julian tackles the rest of your holiday problems!

CONTEST: Gettin’ Declorated with Ricky!

It’s that time of year again – everyone’s going fucking crazy, spending money on all kinds of bullshit.  Luckily, Ricky put together an upcoming episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky to help inspire you to save money with some great DIFY (do it your fucking self) decorating options!

The dicks at SwearNet want to see YOUR greasy Sunnyvale-style orlaments, wreets, gingy-bread houses, or whatever the fuck declorations you feel like making.  Take a pic and upload it here!  You can also tag it on Instagram with the hashcoin, er, hashtag #TPBxmas.

Enter for your chance to win a DECENT prize pack!  Click here for contest details!

FREE HASH (coin keyrings)!

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Get paid in hash to shop at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

Er, well, not real hash, the police would fuck us over pretty bad if we started doing that.  But we still have a DECENT gift for you if you spend just £30 / €35 / $35 on our merchandise!  A hash coin makes a great fucking stocking stuffer!  These cocksuckers are made by Big Joe’s Biker Rings, the official maker of Trailer Park Boys jewelry.

Stay tuned for more GREASY deals as we get closer to the borntday of Santa-Jesus-God!

Holiday Questions, Let’s Go!

Get Julian's advice!

Christmas should be about getting drunk and stoned with the people you love, but we all know how fucking stressful the holidays can get!

In the coming weeks, Julian will be mixing himself a Christmastime rum and coke and answering your questions about the holidays – don’t know how to cook a fucking turkey?  Mother-in-law a total bitch?  Spent all your gift money on liquor?

Write your Christmas holiday questions to Dear Julian in the comment section below and let your stress melt away!  Or don’t, he really doesn’t give a fuck.