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New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Donaired with Ricky

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Roll a joint and mix some stiff drinks, because this episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky features a recipe that is PERFECT for your next drunk and stoned trailer park party!

Ricky puts together HaliDip, a dip based on the legendary Halifax donair.  If you’ve ever been liquored in Halifax, your night has probably ended up at a donair shop.  The fucking city actually named the greasy bastard the official food of Halifax.  The gyro-esque wrap is delicious but messy as fuck, which prompted a Nova Scotian blogger to create a DECENT dip to make it easier to get ‘er in ya.

Ricky takes us through the process of making donair meat, building your own spit, creating the sexually suggestive donair sauce, and then turning the whole fucking thing into HaliDip!

PLUS: Ricky reviews the security tape to find out which fucker(s) fell victim to his booby traps!

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New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Fuck-You’d with Ricky

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Ricky kicks off Season 2 of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky in an unexpected way.  Though he planned to dedicate the first episode to building ovens, things go off the rails when he discovers that someone has been fucking with his workshop.

Tools are misplaced, and the plants smell like piss.  Ricky’s not sure who is responsible, but the stoned sleuths at SwearBlog suspect it may have something to do with the newly expanded Randy’s Kitchen set.  Whatever the case, Ricky responds by setting up some Fuck-You traps to fuck over whoever’s been fucking with him.

Best of all, he set up a security camera so that he can watch all of this shit go down!

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New on swearnet.com – Guitar Lessons with BOWIE

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We’ve seen Bubbles play space before, but not like this!  On the latest EPIC episode of Guitar Lessons with Bubbles, we celebrate the Starman himself, DAVID FUCKING BOWIE!

Grab your guitar and learn how to play three DECENT Bowie songs: Ziggy Stardust, Rebel Rebel, and The Man Who Stole the World!

Then, put your guitar down, grab a six-paper joint, and watch Bubbles pay tribute to one of his favourite musicians with a totally spaced out music video!

Happy Halloween fuckers!

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New on swearnet.com – Gettin’ Learnt on Art!

Ricky is doing some extreme painting!

Ricky is back in his workshop and it’s time for you to get learnt on art!

On the latest episode of Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky, Ricky passes on some learntings that he was learnt on while taking anger management classes in jail: how to make your own fucking art.

Vincent van Go Fuck Yourself gets us learnt on four types of art: still alive, lanscrapes, heads, and abstacts (extreme fucking painting).

If you try this at home, make sure you have a first aid kit nearby because as Ricky demonstrates, art can be fucking dangerous!

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