FUCK YEAH IT’S THURSDAY – Episode 4 of Trailer Park Boys: Jail is now streaming!! The Sunnyvale Correctional Facility has a crazy new inmate – and he’s got the best hash in town. Ricky and Terry hatch a plan to get a big lungful of that sweet Temple Ball smoke…
It’s Thursday, it’s fucked, it’s time for Episode 3 of Trailer Park Boys: Jail! Ricky’s horny as fuck and ready to bang his new lady, Julian is worried about Terry’s influence, and Bubbles comes up with a colourful plan to deliver supplies. But things are about to blow up like a balloon mongoose… Watch now at SwearNet.com or download the app at the App Store or Google Play!
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Violent maniac cop Paul whips up a shitty porridge that is still too good for his prisoners. Judge Chico pours a bunch of complicated shit into some weird fucking oven thing and somehow produces a decent pork souffle. Then Alessando, the dead man walking, manages to pull off a dry-but-sweet pan of prison brownies just before his fate is sealed by the judge.
PLUS: If you’ve ever wondered what the blood-alcohol level is on a typical Offworld Cookery filming day, you’re about to find out!
Whether it’s stealing gas from kitty Jacob, firing off his handgun in a coffee shop parking lot, or stealing an ATM with two fucking stupid Cory and Trevor kitties, Ricky is doing whatever it takes to go the fuck back to jail. (Un)lucky for him, kitty Julian is right on his heels.
The beginning of the podcash is quite fuckin tense — Bubbles has a bone to pick with Gorilla Fingers after an unsavory incident that the camera dicks caught on camera during season 8.5, when the prison authorities suspected Bubbles of hiding a screwdriver in his arse.
The conversation doesn’t really leave the anal cavity after that!
On this week’s Dear Julian, Julian gives advice on moving to Canada without a plan, dealing with fucked zombie-fearing neighbours, how to cope in jail, and retiring in your twenties! He also answers the important question: should you smoke weed or hash?!
Today at swearnet.com, we have the final Trailer Park Boys 8.5 webisode! Bubbles is worried about new developments in the park – what the fuck is happening to Sunnyvale? Ricky and Julian go in front of the parole board and reveal their plans for a crime-free future. And who will finally be declared Pong champion?
Find out what happens next on Friday March 27, when Trailer Park Boys Season 9 launches on Netflix!
In this weeks’ Trailer Park Boys 8.5 webisode, Bubbles visits Ricky and Julian in jail and gets into trouble over his Eon’s spending spree. Ricky tries to talk Julian out of reading his ‘stupid fucking brain books’. And Sarah has a proposal for Donna!
Get ready for Trailer Park Boys S9 on March 27 with more TPB 8.5 fuckery!
In this week’s webisode, Bubbles is back in the park and working on a new business; Julian is trying out his psychological tricks; Ricky wants to make a new start with his family. And Lahey is working on some BIG fucking plans…