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New on swearnet.com – Law and Order

Officer Paul checks Alessandro's prison jump suit for semen with the aid of a black light

Alessandro is fucked now!  He’s in handcuffs under the custody of Office Paul Kerry and Judge Chico on the latest episode of Offworld Cookery.

Violent maniac cop Paul whips up a shitty porridge that is still too good for his prisoners.  Judge Chico pours a bunch of complicated shit into some weird fucking oven thing and somehow produces a decent pork souffle.  Then Alessando, the dead man walking, manages to pull off a dry-but-sweet pan of prison brownies just before his fate is sealed by the judge.

PLUS: If you’ve ever wondered what the blood-alcohol level is on a typical Offworld Cookery filming day, you’re about to find out!

 

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New on swearnet.com – Ricky Wants to Go Back to Jail

Kitty Ricky instructs Kitty Cory and TrevorOn the latest episode of Trailer Park Cats, Ricky’s goal is pretty simple: he wants to go the fuck back to jail.

Whether it’s stealing gas from kitty Jacob, firing off his handgun in a coffee shop parking lot, or stealing an ATM with two fucking stupid Cory and Trevor kitties, Ricky is doing whatever it takes to go the fuck back to jail.  (Un)lucky for him, kitty Julian is right on his heels.

This animated feline take on a DECENT episode from Trailer Park Boys Season 8 comes to you from the fucked mind of Scott Wagner!

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Now on iTunes/Libsyn – Gorilla Fingers Joins the Podcash

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Julian couldn’t make it to the podcash this week, so the SwearNet studio dicks found a guest – Gorilla Fingers!

Being a local prison guard, Gorilla Fingers is familiar with the Boys – and he’s very familiar with Bubbles, as we saw in Season 8.5 on SwearNet.com.  Gorilla Fingers chats about his experience as a guard, and discusses the strangest things he’s ever found “up there.”

You can watch the video version on SwearNet.com or listen to the audio version FOR FUCKING FREE on iTunes and Libsyn!

Episode 64 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New on swearnet.com – Gorilla Fingers Loves His Job

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Julian seems to have disappeared this week but luckily the SwearNet dicks have brought in a special guest for this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast – local prison guard Gorilla Fingers!

The beginning of the podcash is quite fuckin tense — Bubbles has a bone to pick with Gorilla Fingers after an unsavory incident that the camera dicks caught on camera during season 8.5, when the prison authorities suspected Bubbles of hiding a screwdriver in his arse.

The conversation doesn’t really leave the anal cavity after that!

Episode 64 is brought to you by Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat ‘King Bee’ microphones!

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New at swearnet.com: TPB 8.5 – the final webisode!

Trailer Park Boys 8.5 final webisodeToday at swearnet.com, we have the final Trailer Park Boys 8.5 webisode! Bubbles is worried about new developments in the park – what the fuck is happening to Sunnyvale? Ricky and Julian go in front of the parole board and reveal their plans for a crime-free future. And who will finally be declared Pong champion?

Find out what happens next on Friday March 27, when Trailer Park Boys Season 9 launches on Netflix!

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