Ricky divulges the secrets of eternal life on latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
It’s Episode 118, but the Boys are fucked and think it’s Episode 119, which happens to be the age that Ricky would like to live to. When he turned 19, he decided he’d like to live exactly 100 more years. How does he plan to live that long? Dope.
The Boys talk about whether or not Japan and China are their own countries, horse-molesting aliens, and why our society needs to repeat the Great Hunt of 1454.
PLUS: Julian’s pectorals – implants or 100% organic beef? Find out on this week’s podcash!
The Boys get a very strong early contender for their “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” competition, in the form of a fucking rocket ship! If you want to send in some shit to help decorate the set of Season 12, you gotta get it to sunny Nova Scotia by May 31st! Click here for details.
They also get a DECENT pitch for growing dope, a mini Snoop, and a knitted hat for Bubbles.
PLUS: The gifts aren’t limited to these three cock knuckles – Lahey and Randy feel the love too!
Alex Lifeson is in the house! Er, the guitar factory! The legendary Rush guitarist joins the Boys at the Gibson Guitar Factory in Memphis on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!
Now that Rush has stopped doing the massive live tours, Bubbles wonders if Alex would be up for becoming a Shitrocker. Lucky for him, Alex is still working on new material, and he debuts it, right here on the fuckin’ podcash!
PLUS: Are Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, and Alex eating jerky… or… did Ricky just slip them a bunch of mushrooms and assorted Memphis drugs?!
The Boys chat with Alex about his signature Gibson Les Paul guitar, and ask him what life is like now that Rush has stopped touring (including an open invitation to serve as the lead guitarist for Bubbles and the Shitrockers). They also discuss Alex’s totally fucked acceptance speech at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, funny stories from the road, and Alex’s many multi-lingual guitars. We even get a taste of some new material he’s working on, though it’s most likely just the fucked up ramblings of a man totally fucked on secret mushrooms from Ricky.
PLUS: Find out Alex’s preferred method of cooking goat.
The Boys are so fucking baked for the latest installment of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast that they seem to have time travelled because they think it’s episode 80, when it’s actually just 79.
This very stoned podcash episode features several uncontrollable laughing fits, which Ricky claims can be fixed by smashing something. As it’s the anniversary of “The Day the Music Died,” the Boys reminisce on the plane crash that took the lives of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper (which Julian correctly points out, is a fucking downer of a topic to discuss while high). The discussion gets even more fucked when we learn that Ricky completely made up his own back story to Don McLean’s American Pie, which Ricky assumed was a collaboration between Ron MacLean and Don Cherry of CBC’s Hockey Night in Canada.
The Boys also chat about the biggest cock in the world, eyeball licking, and dirty Japanese underwear, among other fucky topics.
PLUS: The Boys dust off the buzzers for a quick game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!