Setember is here – it is now the 9th month of the year 20…16/17/18, whatever the fuck it is, and the Boys are establishing a “no-suck guarantee” for this episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
The Boys snack on popcorn that may or not be flavoured like Julian’s nut sack, Ricky laments the extinction of the massive Passenger Pigeon, and Bubbles looks up the cost of the most expensive bang doll on eBay.
PLUS: Why in the fuck is Julian interested in burying Bubbles and Ricky alive?!
The Boys want to make sure they take this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast to the next level, so Bubbles is cranking into the Freedom 35 Lager.
After what Ricky thought were a few week episodes of the podcash, Ricky wants to instil a no-suck guarantee, but none of the Boys have any fucking clue how about how they will pull that off. Bubbles comes up with a new segment in which the Boys shop for fucked things on eBay, with fucky results.
PLUS: Ricky and Bubbles talk about the flavour of Julian’s nutsack. Sweet, salty, cheesy?!
The Boys are in a sour fuckin mood because Randy and (briefly) Lahey join this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Drunky the Fuck Clown and his Cheeseburger Walrus are excited to announce that they, like the Boys, are also doing a USA tour next week. In fact, they’re going to be in the same cities. On the same fucking dates. Holy fuck. The Boys must have been baked for the last couple of months though, because this has been advertised on their fucking tour site. Read the contracts, Boys… read the fucking contracts!
Aside from the tour bullshit, the Boys talk about the different places they’d like to papercut on Randy’s body. Bubbles asks the Boys if they’ve ever found god, and Randy brings up a time in which a higher power helped hi, by extending a burger special.
PLUS: Julian can hardly contain his excitement – it’s PATRICK SWAYZE’S BIRTHDAY!
Randy has joined the podcash (along with Mr. Lahey for a brief drunken moment) to announce that they will be visiting the same cities as the Boys are when they go on tour next weekend. Either Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles didn’t read the contract, or they didn’t check their own fucking tour website, because Lahey and Randy are definitely announced.
After Lahey leaves, the Boys (and fucking Randy) talk about finding Jesus, Titanic replicas, and whether or not icebergs have thoughts.
PLUS: Julian is getting fuckin drunk tonight – it’s Patrick Swayze’s birthday!
Ever wonder what in the fuck the Easter Bunny and its chocolate eggs have to do with Easter and Jesus? Lucky you! Ricky breaks it all down on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!
Also, in honour of the late great gameshow host Chuck Barris, Ricky and Julian go head to head in a “The Best Buddies Game,” with Bubbles hitting them with some fucked up The-Newlywed-Game-esque questions. Find out who Ricky thinks Julian thinks is the sexiest man alive, and hear Julian’s opinion on the greasiest thing Ricky has ever done.
PLUS: Ricky busts out the art supplies and creates a masterpiece he calls “BAD FRIDAY.”
Keep the dick of sin in your pants and get ready to party in Heaven – Ricky Brown is here to save yo sorry asses with more divine wisdom and shit! And which SwearNet viewer will receive the Wrath of Ricky this week?