On today’s State of the Union, JP, Mike, and Robb sit down and share some memories about their dear friend John Dunsworth, and chat about his endless talent, energy, and support. They also give us a special look back at the first time they worked with the legendary actor.
Pour Lahey a drink, and he’ll do whatever you want – for example, take part in a second Ask Me Fucking Anything from the set of Season 12!
Lahey’s up for a distinguished award, so he’s keeping his nose clean and is off the straight liquor. He sips on a few easy 50/50 rum and cokes and answers questions about his daughter Treena, whether or not he was disappointed when he found out he wasn’t Ricky’s father, and he also explains why he is so hard on the Boys.
So sit back, pour a nice responsible half-n-half drink, and enjoy!
Oh – and what in the fuck is a shit duck?!
You asked, the liquor answered! In the latest video from the set of Trailer Park Boys, Jim Lahey does an “Ask Me Fucking Anything” Season 12, and lets the liquor do the answering.
Lahey and his liquor glass answer fan questions about the future, Baby Mo, and how Lahey wants to be remembered after he sips his last sippy-poo.
PLUS: Someone pisses Lahey off big time. Find out which words went against the grain of the liquor!
Understanding your childhood is key when trying to understand your own shitline. Lahey takes us on a liquor trip down memory lane on the latest Liquor Stories with James Lahey, and we discover the early days of the young shitling that would eventually grow to be the supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park!
After encouragement from Randy, Lahey spoke to a psychiatrist who dove into the liquor captain’s childhood memories, in an attempt to understand why he behaves the way he does today. Lahey reads some of the psychiatric conclusions on today’s Liquor Stories, and finds that a lot of the analysis revolves around his time as an altar boy in the Catholic church.
We also learn about how a young Lahey dealt with bullies, and discover his earliest memories of seeing a flaccid adult penis. All this and more on another fascinating episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey!
After discovering a liquor and cheeseburger party that went terribly wrong, Bubbles recruits Julian and Ricky to help resuscitate Phil, Lahey, and Randy. The three idiots inhaled a lot of carbon monoxide, and the kitties know what they must do: mouth-to-fucking-mouth.
This episode of Trailer Park Cats is an animated feline adaptation of a classic scene from Season 7!
Benedictine Brandy might have a foul smell and a foul taste, but on the latest episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey, Benedictine Brandy does the trick!
For those of you who are worried that liquor may be destroying your brain and diminishing your mental abilities – fear not. In this episode, Lahey says if you successfully drink with the grain of the liquor, it can put you into a whole new category of clarity. Listen to any drunk fucker rant and rave… they are always completely clear in their conviction, and that’s what the liquor can achieve for you. IF you drink with the grain.
Lahey also discusses the shit line, and when you shouldn’t cross it.
Jim Lahey sits down with a bottle of Liquormen’s and answers fan questions on SwearNet’s latest edition of Ask Me Fucking Anything.
Lahey and the liquor tackle a wide range of questions including:
- Would Lahey even consider making nice with Julian and Ricky?
- How many people has Lahey shot?
- When was he first attracted to men?
- What are Randy’s finest qualities?
Lahey also answers a number of questions surrounding the pros and cons of listening to the liquor – we all know, sometimes it can fuck you over big time.
PLUS: Worried about a possible upcoming liquor store strike in Ontario? Lahey has a very simple solution.
Lahey and Randy will soon be in front of the SwearNet cameras for an Ask Me Fucking Anything, and we need questions from you dicks!
Wondering about some of the shit that went down in Season 11? Now’s your chance to ask the captain of the shitliner and the cheeseburger locker!
Write your questions in the comment section below, and go fuck yourself while you’re at it.
Not all stories can be told from an arm chair. On today’s episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey, Lahey takes us out of his liquor parlour and into the Sunnyvale Bowling Alley!
Twenty years ago, in 1997, Lahey was at the top of his bowling game. Unfortunately, he was not wearing the regulation bowling pants, and was disqualified, robbed of his trophy, and banned from the bowling alley for 20 years.
Well, the shit clock has reached the end of its countdown, and now Lahey is free to return to the bowling alley and right a 20-year-old wrong.
Will he win back his championship?
Will he get drunk as fuck?
Will he wear regulation pants?
Will he wear pants at all?
One thing’s for sure. He’ll be letting the liquor do the bowling.
The latest episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey is a journey so deep into Lahey’s liquor brain that you may fear you will never return to your normal life.
After having a late-night “epissany,” Lahey wakes from a deep sleep and decides he needs to rush to SwearNet studios to record a late-night Liquor Stories to impart a mountain of shit-knowledge on the SwearNet audience.
No Chipper, no problem, Lahey can operate his own camera. He proceeds to launch into a dimly-lit magnum shit-opus of epic proportions. Old Man Liquor offers rules to live by, and his unstoppable train of thought is only interrupted twice – once for a phone call, and once for a mean fuckin’ swig of Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky.