Tag Archive for Jim Lahey

Jim Lahey (played by legendary actor John Dunsworth) is the supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park, and sworn enemy of Ricky, Julian and Bubbles. ‘Randy… I am The Liquor!’

New on swearnet.com – Randy and Lahey Are Coming on Tour?!

Randy says something stupid on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast

Randy reeks! And Ricky is lucky enough to sit next to him on this week’s Trailer Park Boys Podcast!

Randy joins the podcast (along with Jim Lahey, for a brief drunken moment) to announce they will be visiting the same cities as the Boys when they go on tour next weekend.  Either Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles didn’t read the contract, or didn’t check their own fucking tour website!

The Boys also talk about finding Jesus, Titanic replicas, and whether or not icebergs have thoughts. And Julian’s getting drunk as fuck tonight – it’s Patrick Swayze’s birthday! Will Sexian be doing some Dirty Dancing to celebrate?

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New on swearnet.com – Lahey Answers More of Your Fucking Questions

Lahey sits on his deck with a drink and answers questions

Pour Lahey a drink, and he’ll do whatever you want – for example, take part in a second Ask Me Fucking Anything from the set of Season 12!

Lahey’s up for a distinguished award, so he’s keeping his nose clean and is off the straight liquor.  He sips on a few easy 50/50 rum and cokes and answers questions about his daughter Treena, whether or not he was disappointed when he found out he wasn’t Ricky’s father, and he also explains why he is so hard on the Boys.

So sit back, pour a nice responsible half-n-half drink, and enjoy!

Oh – and what in the fuck is a shit duck?!

New on swearnet.com – Jim Lahey’s AMFA from the Set of TPB12

Jim Lahey asks the liquor a question

You asked, the liquor answered!  In the latest video from the set of Trailer Park Boys, Jim Lahey does an “Ask Me Fucking Anything” for Season 12, and lets the liquor do the answering.

Lahey and his liquor glass answer fan questions about the future, Baby Mo, and how Lahey wants to be remembered after he sips his last sippy-poo.

PLUS: Someone pisses Lahey off big time.  Find out which words went against the grain of the liquor!

New on swearnet.com – How to Be a Successful Alcoholic

Lahey happily holds up a bottle of Liquormen's!

Understanding your childhood is key when trying to understand your own shitline.  Lahey takes us on a liquor trip down memory lane on the latest Liquor Stories with James Lahey, and we discover the early days of the young shitling that would eventually grow to be the supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park!

After encouragement from Randy, Lahey spoke to a psychiatrist who dove into the liquor captain’s childhood memories, in an attempt to understand why he behaves the way he does today.  Lahey reads some of the psychiatric conclusions on today’s Liquor Stories, and finds that a lot of the analysis revolves around his time as an altar boy in the Catholic church.

We also learn about how a young Lahey dealt with bullies, and discover his earliest memories of seeing a flaccid adult penis.  All this and more on another fascinating episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey!

New on swearnet.com – Crazy Liquor and Cheeseburger Party

Three trailer park cats are drawing cigarettes

If you had to put your lips on Lahey, Randy, or Phil the Mustard Tiger, which one would you choose?  On the latest episode of Trailer Park Cats, the kitties let the cigarettes decide!

After discovering a liquor and cheeseburger party that went terribly wrong, Bubbles recruits Julian and Ricky to help resuscitate Phil, Lahey, and Randy.  The three idiots inhaled a lot of carbon monoxide, and the kitties know what they must do: mouth-to-fucking-mouth.

This episode of Trailer Park Cats is an animated feline adaptation of a classic scene from Season 7!

New on swearnet.com – Benedictine Brandy

Lahey prepares to sip on some Benedictine Brandy

Benedictine Brandy might have a foul smell and a foul taste, but on the latest episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey, Benedictine Brandy does the trick!

For those of you who are worried that liquor may be destroying your brain and diminishing your mental abilities – fear not.  In this episode, Lahey says if you successfully drink with the grain of the liquor, it can put you into a whole new category of clarity.  Listen to any drunk fucker rant and rave… they are always completely clear in their conviction, and that’s what the liquor can achieve for you.  IF you drink with the grain.

Lahey also discusses the shit line, and when you shouldn’t cross it.

 

New on swearnet.com – What Does the Liquor Sound Like?

Jim Lahey on The LiquorWe know that Lahey likes to listen to the liquor, but what the fuck does it actually sound like? Learn the answer to that question, and many more, on today’s episode of Ask Me Fucking Anything, featuring trailer park supervisor Jim Lahey!

Lahey also shares his thoughts on Randy’s moustache from Season 11, his impressions on Bubbles’ parents, and he also delves into Julian’s sexuality.

PLUS: A fan asks a difficult question that brings Lahey to the verge of liquor tears – does his daughter Treena drink like the rest of the Laheys?

New on swearnet.com – Ask Lahey Fuckin Anything!

Lahey sits in his liquor chair with a bottle of liquor

Jim Lahey sits down with a bottle of Liquormen’s and answers fan questions on SwearNet’s latest edition of Ask Me Fucking Anything.  

Lahey and the liquor tackle a wide range of questions including:

  • Would Lahey even consider making nice with Julian and Ricky?
  • How many people has Lahey shot?
  • When was he first attracted to men?
  • What are Randy’s finest qualities?

Lahey also answers a number of questions surrounding the pros and cons of listening to the liquor – we all know, sometimes it can fuck you over big time.

PLUS: Worried about a possible upcoming liquor store strike in Ontario?  Lahey has a very simple solution.

New on swearnet.com – Let the Liquor Do the Bowling

Lahey is no longer banned from the bowling alley

Not all stories can be told from an arm chair.  On today’s episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey, Lahey takes us out of his liquor parlour and into the Sunnyvale Bowling Alley!

Twenty years ago, in 1997, Jim Lahey was at the top of his bowling game.  Unfortunately, he was not wearing the regulation bowling pants, and was disqualified, robbed of his trophy, and banned from the bowling alley for 20 years.

Well, the shit clock has reached the end of its countdown, and now Lahey is free to return to the bowling alley and right a 20-year-old wrong.

Will he win back his championship?

Will he get drunk as fuck?

Will he wear regulation pants?

Will he wear pants at all?

One thing’s for sure.  He’ll be letting the liquor do the bowling.