Randy joins the podcast (along with Jim Lahey, for a brief drunken moment) to announce they will be visiting the same cities as the Boys when they go on tour next weekend. Either Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles didn’t read the contract, or didn’t check their own fucking tour website!
The Boys also talk about finding Jesus, Titanic replicas, and whether or not icebergs have thoughts. And Julian’s getting drunk as fuck tonight – it’s Patrick Swayze’s birthday! Will Sexian be doing some Dirty Dancing to celebrate?
Lahey’s up for a distinguished award, so he’s keeping his nose clean and is off the straight liquor. He sips on a few easy 50/50 rum and cokes and answers questions about his daughter Treena, whether or not he was disappointed when he found out he wasn’t Ricky’s father, and he also explains why he is so hard on the Boys.
So sit back, pour a nice responsible half-n-half drink, and enjoy!
Understanding your childhood is key when trying to understand your own shitline. Lahey takes us on a liquor trip down memory lane on the latest Liquor Stories with James Lahey, and we discover the early days of the young shitling that would eventually grow to be the supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park!
After encouragement from Randy, Lahey spoke to a psychiatrist who dove into the liquor captain’s childhood memories, in an attempt to understand why he behaves the way he does today. Lahey reads some of the psychiatric conclusions on today’s Liquor Stories, and finds that a lot of the analysis revolves around his time as an altar boy in the Catholic church.
We also learn about how a young Lahey dealt with bullies, and discover his earliest memories of seeing a flaccid adult penis. All this and more on another fascinating episode of Liquor Stories with James Lahey!
After discovering a liquor and cheeseburger party that went terribly wrong, Bubbles recruits Julian and Ricky to help resuscitate Phil, Lahey, and Randy. The three idiots inhaled a lot of carbon monoxide, and the kitties know what they must do: mouth-to-fucking-mouth.
This episode of Trailer Park Cats is an animated feline adaptation of a classic scene from Season 7!
For those of you who are worried that liquor may be destroying your brain and diminishing your mental abilities – fear not. In this episode, Lahey says if you successfully drink with the grain of the liquor, it can put you into a whole new category of clarity. Listen to any drunk fucker rant and rave… they are always completely clear in their conviction, and that’s what the liquor can achieve for you. IF you drink with the grain.
Lahey also discusses the shit line, and when you shouldn’t cross it.
Twenty years ago, in 1997, Jim Lahey was at the top of his bowling game. Unfortunately, he was not wearing the regulation bowling pants, and was disqualified, robbed of his trophy, and banned from the bowling alley for 20 years.
Well, the shit clock has reached the end of its countdown, and now Lahey is free to return to the bowling alley and right a 20-year-old wrong.
Will he win back his championship?
Will he get drunk as fuck?
Will he wear regulation pants?
Will he wear pants at all?
One thing’s for sure. He’ll be letting the liquor do the bowling.