JP, Mike, and Robb are in a smokeless Mailbag tent (the episode is called “Edibles” – get it… they’re still high as fuck), and the “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest is in full swing! The Boys are looking for some shit to help decorate the set of Season 12, and they definitely received some contenders in this round, including a DECENT kitty wall-hanging, a houndstooth snuggie, and a Lahey-sized flask!
But it was a cock-sized poster tube filled with many tiny mini-cocks that caught the most attention!
Remember – the Season 12 decoration contest ends on May 31st, so get your shit in the mail ASAP! Click here for details. You can send your shit to the Mailbag at:
The Boys get a very strong early contender for their “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” competition, in the form of a fucking rocket ship! If you want to send in some shit to help decorate the set of Season 12, you gotta get it to sunny Nova Scotia by May 31st! Click here for details.
They also get a DECENT pitch for growing dope, a mini Snoop, and a knitted hat for Bubbles.
PLUS: The gifts aren’t limited to these three cock knuckles – Lahey and Randy feel the love too!
Before we know it, the camera dicks will be following Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles again for Season 12. We you arseholes to send some shit to the Mailbag to help decorate Sunnyvale! If you have something that you think would make a great decoration for the set of Trailer Park Boys, send the cocksucker in and it just might make its way to Sunnyvale!
Send us small shit only – anything that can fit inside a shoebox is good to go.
We’ll choose our 10 favourite items and use the cocksuckers on the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12.
If we choose your shit, we’ll give you a free year-long subscription to SwearNet.com to say fuckin’ thanks.
The deadline is the end of May – we need to receive your shit by May 31st!
We will announce the winners on an upcoming episode of Mailbag.
It’s the Mailbag, mother fucker, and JP, Robb, and Mike love getting free shit!
On this week’s episode, they receive some DECENT clay versions of themselves! Holy fuck the fans are talented. They also get some fucked up letters that could very well be ransom notes. Remember: ease up on the letters and go harder on the free shit!
They also receive a massive package from Tom, a long-time fan whose struggle with Cluster Headaches was referenced in Trippin’ with Leigh. Tom does a daily vlog which is worth checking out if you want to know more about this painful fucking disease!
If you have some shit you’d like to send the Boys, use this address:
Robby Redman, some guy having a good time, and Feel-What’s-In-Me-Pockets have some big fuckin’ news for you dicks. They’re in the writer’s room, working on not one but TWO projects! They also have news on Liquormen’s, SwearnetStudios.com, and they reveal the dormant SwearNet show that’s about to roar back from hibernation!
Plus: Mike has exclusive instructions on how to optimize your listening experience when checking out the EDM version of Liquor & Whores on Spotify!
It’s that time of the year again, when everyone – your uncle, grandmother, teenage nephew, get drunk as fuck for Christmas. This might stress some people out, but luckily Julian has you covered with his second instalment of Christmas advice on Dear Julian!
Julian offers advice on stealing Christmas trees, and answers the age-old holiday question: what to do when someone drowns your rum in fucking eggnog!
The Boys are gearing up for a DECENT concert tonight in their backyard of Halifax, Nova Scotia, as Jordon John takes the stage. We’re not sure if Mike is joining him or not, but if he is, it’ll be trouble because he’s already into the sauce.
Hear updates on the European tour, TPB merch, and the “musical branch” of SwearNet.
PLUS: Some crazy mother fucker made J.P. mad, and it was a BAD idea.