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New on swearnet.com – Go Big or Leave Home

The Boys discuss the Lorena Bobbit incident of 1993

Ricky secretly snuck a fuckload of hash into Bubbles’ cookies just before the Boys shot the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, and holy fuck does Bubbles ever go into outer space!

Before the hash kicks in, the Boys discuss the most painful things that has ever happened to them (Baby Mo shooting Ricky in the balls was actually only his second-most painful incident).  This ties nicely into the 24th anniversary of Lorena Bobbitt hacking off her husband’s cock, and the Boys try to figure out how exactly she did it, and which instruments she might’ve used.

It’s also the anniversary of the first-ever message sent into space for potential reception by aliens, which leads the Boys to wonder if aliens exist.  Bubbles claims they absolutely exist, and they’re already here on Earth.  He even suggests that Trevor was an alien and the reason he is not around anymore is because the Tall Whites beamed him back up!

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles also discuss David Letterman (or Lettermen), My Sharona, the CN Tower, Richie Rich, Casper the Ghost, and a fuck ton of other random shit on Episode 98 of the podcash!

As per fucking usual, this episode is brought to you by the dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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The Camera Dicks Are Back in Sunnyvale!

Bubbles and Ricky stand in front of the set on the first day of TPB12 filming

Holy fuck it’s happening all over again.  The SwearNet camera dicks are back in Sunnyvale, harassing the fuck out of Bubbles, Ricky, Julian, and all the other dickheads that live in the park!

Keep an eye out for Trailer Park Boys Season 12 updates here on SwearBlog, the Trailer Park Boys section of SwearNet, and all of our greasy social media accounts!

Fuck off, we’ve got work to do!

 

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Now on iTunes and Libsyn – Cocks!

Ricky figures MC Hammer had a big hammer

This week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys is all about the size of things, whether it be walrus cocks, bear cocks, moose cocks, MC Hammer’s cock, or the known universe.  And you can listen to the audio version of this shit show absolutely free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Aside from the size of various cocks, the Boys also discuss Ricky’s greasy methods for garbage disposal and oil changes, and they ponder the possibilities of remote-control birth control.

PLUS: What the fuck is a Coney Hatch?

This week’s episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com, now featuring the brand-fucking-new Green Bastard hoodie!

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New on swearnet.com – Cocks

The Boys discuss the size of MC Hammer's hammer

On episode 97 of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys are talking about the size of various things — walrus cocks, bear cocks, MC Hammer’s cock, and the measurable universe!

While they are on the topic of the universe, Ricky wonders if Neil Armstrong had any immigration issues when he went to the moon.  Ricky also delves into his dirty fucking methods for oil changes and waste disposal.

PLUS: What would make fried chicken better?  Cocaine, that’s what!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the pricks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!  Check out the brand-fuckin-new Green Bastard hoodie!

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New on swearnet.com – Fuckin’ Modern Technology!

Julian answers fan questions

On today’s episode of Dear Julian, we get some advice on surviving an early-mid-life crisis, how to trick the stupid fucking cops that pull you over for smoking dope, and how to advertise greasy new bars!

We also get Julian’s take on modern fuckin technology.  How is it impacting his line of work?  What are his opinions of hackers?  Now that everyone has goddamn cameras in their pockets, is it hard to pull off greasy shit?

PLUS: We learn some serious rum lessons, particularly when it comes to driving!

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New on swearnet.com – From Worse to Badder

Ricky tries to clean up a spill on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast

Holy fuck, the Boys should’ve worn rain jackets on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!  There are spills-a-plenty, and nothing is safe, not even Bubbles’ laptop!

But there was an upside to the numerous spills on the podcash – Ricky learned about absorption.  He came into podcash 96 thinking that plastic was a suitable material for cleaning up spills.  After plenty of denial and error on this episode, he arrives at paper towel.

The Boys also discuss the Flat-Earther movement, comprised of fucking morons who think that the Earth is indeed flat, surrounded by an ice wall (to keep in the ocean water), and covered by a dome.  Well, you may or may not be surprised to learn that one of the three Boys on this podcast is a member of this fucking moronic movement, and his name rhymes with Dickey.

PLUS: If Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s bare balls and cock touched an old pair of his ring trunks, does that add value?

This week’s soaking wet episode of the podcash is brought to you by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

 

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New on swearnet.com – It’s for the Liquor

We pay Julian in liquor and he answers questions for us

On today’s episode of Dear Julian, Julian reveals his true feelings about answering all of your fucky questions for this show: it’s less about your problems, and more about the bottle of rum we give him after each episode.

He offers advice on parenting, threesomes, and the best ways to get fucked up when your broke.  Julian also answers fan questions about his hobbies, whether or not he is a fighter, and if he has ever tried a rum bong.

PLUS: What’s the longest amount of time Julian has gone between drinks?  Find out in this episode!

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New on iTunes and Libsyn – If It’s Broke, Don’t Fix It

Ricky and Julian go toe-to-toe (kind of) with Jeopardy legend Ken Jennings (not really) on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!

Jennings is not actually on the podcash, but Bubbles did manage to dig up the questions that he answered to begin his legendary Jeopardy streak on June 2nd 2004.  And guess which of the Boys actually did pretty fuckin’ good with those questions!

Also – Ricky gets nautical on this episode and describes what kind of Sting Ray he would be, if given the chance!

This episode of the podcash is brought to you by the merch dicks at TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!

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New on swearnet.com – If It’s Broke, Don’t Fix It

Ricky describes what he would do if he was a sting ray

Cover your chair in bubble wrap, sit back, and enjoy the latest episode of the award-winning Trailer Park Boys Podcast, only on SwearNet.com!

It’s been 13 years since Ken Jennings began his legendary Jeopardy! winning streak, and Bubbles has dug up the original set of questions from the June 2, 2004 episode to see if Ricky and Julian can go toe-to-toe with Jennings!

They also celebrate the anniversary of the 1875 event in which Alexander Graham Bell got the fuckin’ ball rolling on the telephone (an invention still used to this day), and Ricky also tips his hat to some macaroni fuck who had something to do with the radio.

The Boys discuss Halifax apology beers, Ferrari vending machines, and surgical whales.  PLUS: If you’ve ever wondered how Ricky would behave as a sting ray, you’re in fuckin’ luck!

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