On today’s episode of Dear Julian, we get some advice on surviving an early-mid-life crisis, how to trick the stupid fucking cops that pull you over for smoking dope, and how to advertise greasy new bars!
We also get Julian’s take on modern fuckin technology. How is it impacting his line of work? What are his opinions of hackers? Now that everyone has goddamn cameras in their pockets, is it hard to pull off greasy shit?
PLUS: We learn some serious rum lessons, particularly when it comes to driving!
Holy fuck, the Boys should’ve worn rain jackets on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast! There are spills-a-plenty, and nothing is safe, not even Bubbles’ laptop!
But there was an upside to the numerous spills on the podcash – Ricky learned about absorption. He came into podcash 96 thinking that plastic was a suitable material for cleaning up spills. After plenty of denial and error on this episode, he arrives at paper towel.
The Boys also discuss the Flat-Earther movement, comprised of fucking morons who think that the Earth is indeed flat, surrounded by an ice wall (to keep in the ocean water), and covered by a dome. Well, you may or may not be surprised to learn that one of the three Boys on this podcast is a member of this fucking moronic movement, and his name rhymes with Dickey.
PLUS: If Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s bare balls and cock touched an old pair of his ring trunks, does that add value?
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On today’s episode of Dear Julian, Julian reveals his true feelings about answering all of your fucky questions for this show: it’s less about your problems, and more about the bottle of rum we give him after each episode.
He offers advice on parenting, threesomes, and the best ways to get fucked up when your broke. Julian also answers fan questions about his hobbies, whether or not he is a fighter, and if he has ever tried a rum bong.
PLUS: What’s the longest amount of time Julian has gone between drinks? Find out in this episode!
Ricky and Julian go toe-to-toe (kind of) with Jeopardy legend Ken Jennings (not really) on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Jennings is not actually on the podcash, but Bubbles did manage to dig up the questions that he answered to begin his legendary Jeopardy streak on June 2nd 2004. And guess which of the Boys actually did pretty fuckin’ good with those questions!
Also – Ricky gets nautical on this episode and describes what kind of Sting Ray he would be, if given the chance!
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Cover your chair in bubble wrap, sit back, and enjoy the latest episode of the award-winning Trailer Park Boys Podcast, only on SwearNet.com!
It’s been 13 years since Ken Jennings began his legendary Jeopardy! winning streak, and Bubbles has dug up the original set of questions from the June 2, 2004 episode to see if Ricky and Julian can go toe-to-toe with Jennings!
They also celebrate the anniversary of the 1875 event in which Alexander Graham Bell got the fuckin’ ball rolling on the telephone (an invention still used to this day), and Ricky also tips his hat to some macaroni fuck who had something to do with the radio.
The Boys discuss Halifax apology beers, Ferrari vending machines, and surgical whales. PLUS: If you’ve ever wondered how Ricky would behave as a sting ray, you’re in fuckin’ luck!
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Julian is in a positive mood for today’s episode of Dear Julian, despite some of you pricks deciding it’s ok to call him Swayze!
Julian sips on a rum and coke and answers fan questions about whisky-dick threesomes, lending money to friends who want to make a rap record, the sexiest places for ladies to get tattoos, and much more.
He also explains why his last name is secret (and it’s NOT fucking SWAYZE).
PLUS: How in the fuck can a Maritimer like Jules hate seafood?!
The Boys are still feeling a bit rough from the May long weekend on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Last week, the Boys were really focused on food, talking about fruit baskets and tossing the salad. This week they’re focused on the other end of the digestive tract, with colon cleansing and anal eel insertion being the main topics of discussion. They do eat snacks though, and are sure to apologize to all the listeners who go ballistic every time they hear chewing on the podcash!
The Boys also look at this day in history, and discover there are a fuckload of DECENT people celebrating their borntday on May 26th, including John Wayne, Stevie Nicks, Hank Williams, Lauryn Hill and many more. It was indeed a good day to be bornt (despite the many fucked-up people that were probably also bornt on this day).
PLUS: First it was Crayola pissing off Ricky, now Disney is in his crosshairs!
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Well fuck, the snacks have been downgraded again, but that didn’t stop the Boys from cracking out another fucking episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn (or any half-way-fucking-decent podcast app).
The SwearNet dicks dropped the ball on the pepperoni (much to Ricky’s fucking dismay) but they replaced them with Muscle Krispies, Julian’s favourites!
After a long fucking conversation about fruit baskets and salad tossing, the Boys do a few borntday shout-outs to Malcolm X, Andre the Giant, Pete Townsend, and Georges St-Pierre. Bubbles spends a little extra time complimenting the sexy body of one of those borntday Boys (hint: it’s not Andre the Oil-Checking Giant’s body).
The Boys were having some great fun until Crayola had to ruin the fucking fun and make Ricky upset!
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Well fuck, the snacks have been downgraded again, but that won’t stop the Boys from cranking out a DECENT new episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.
Not all hope is lost in the snack department, because the SwearNet dicks were sure to include Muscle Krispies, Julian’s favourites! But perhaps the catering fuck-up has left the Boys with food on their mind because they spend a very long time talking about fruit baskets and salad tossing.
There are borntday shout-outs a-plenty, with Malcolm X, Andre the Giant, Pete Townsend, and Georges St-Pierre all being bornt on May 19th. Speaking of GSP, Bubbles has no end of compliments for that sexy body of his.
The Boys also discuss Smokey and the Bandit, and Bubbles lays down some mean CB radio chatter.
PLUS: What in the fuck did Crayola do to make Ricky so upset?!
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The brains of Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles are firing on all fucking cylinders on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
It could be the dope, or perhaps the DECENT selection of Brother’s pepperoni, but whatever the fuck it is, the Boys are operating on a different wavelength for this podcash. They’re coming up with ideas as wide-ranging as a reality show about concrete cars, to inventing a Bluetooth parasite that can control the movement of tuna. Holy fuck.
The Boys also wish a happy birthday to comedian Bruce McCulloch (and totally fuck up the math when trying to figure out his age), and they start working on a business plan to open their own version of “Bush” Gardens.
PLUS: If two men go grocery shopping together, are they gay? The Boys debate this and much more on the latest episode of the podcash, sponsored by TrailerParkBoysMerch.com!