In the interest of healthy cocksucking fucking competition, he challenged Kaitlin and Laura to go down to the Halifax waterfront and order food while trying to slip as many fucking swear words into their conversations as possible.
Who will curse the most? Will the grumpy old man tell Kaitlin to watch her fucking mouth? Will the fish and chips girls call the cocksucking police? Find the fuck out!
On the latest Cheap Smokes, Laura is trying her best to put together an audition tape for an upcoming musical. But when you’re in Jean Marie’s space, you have Jean Marie to contend with. And when SwearNet’s multi-talented custodian sees a camera, look the fuck out.
On the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, we learn about the Carpet Munchers, an unstoppable business that is open from 5am to 10pm, 365 days a year. Find out how wife Candace is able to use her uniquely robust pectoral muscles, along with her uniquely boney husband Chip, to smooth out even the most stubborn lumps in your carpet!
Aint that the way it goes. One minute you’re having a hot one-night stand, the next, you’re… visiting the doctor. On the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, Heather the samsquamptch is nervous that she might have a wee samsquamptch growing inside her!
A few short weeks ago, Heather was hungry for love, got herself a Tinder account, and found herself a man! But in the heat of passion, she might not have taken the safest route, and now she’s left wondering what to do next!
And to make matters worse, she’s found a very suspicious lump… “down there.” No question, her sexy man-child of a fucking doctor has his work cut out for him!
Is Heather in mortal danger? Is Heather Jr. on the way? Will her doctor survive his encounter with the ravenous samsquamptch? Tune in and find out!
Have you checked out hilarious comedy duo CHEAP SMOKES on SwearNet yet? During September, the girls visited Halifax and filmed some fucked new comedy sketches for us. They tell us what it was like working at the SwearNet studio!
Our experience on SwearNet was honestly a fucking wet dream come true. We have never had the chance to work with such an amazing and hard working crew before.
We filmed a shit ton of original comedy sketches that even the boys think are “fucked!” We can’t wait for the fans to see it and we hope that our parents never ever watch them. Seriously Mom and Dad, trust us… just don’t.
Pat Roach gets in on the action!
We’re looking forward to working more with this new dysfunctional SwearNet family of ours. Stay tuned for weekly Cheap Smokes videos. Please enjoy responsibly. We hope we pass with flying fucking carpets! 😉
Love Kaitlin & Laura aka. CHEAP SMOKES
Laura takes one for the team and roams around Halifax dressed as a giant fucking weiner.