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New on swearnet.com: The Morning Show Has Fallen to Shit

These girls are fucked

Fifty bucks.  That’s how much the operating budget was for The Morning Show, which eventually changed to Top of the Afternoon to You!, because the girls couldn’t get out of fucking bed on time.

That fifty bucks is all gone now, and then some, and the show has crumbled to Top O’ the After-Oon to Ya!, because the goddamn cheap letters keep falling off the wall.

But the ladies are in luck – they have enough MOM WINE (now with tequila) to drink away their sorrows in style.  Plus – we get a fashion tutorial on zombie makeup, and a stoned review of Deep Throat!

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New on swearnet.com: A Day in the Life of Jean Marie

Greasy SwearNet janitor Jean Marie

She claims she’s a janitor and she claims she’s banged nearly every staff member at SwearNet studios — and in the newest episode of Cheap Smokes, you get to witness a day in the fucked up life of Jean Marie!

When we first met Jean Marie back in January, it was just the appetizer.  Get ready for the full-fucking-course meal, because Jean Marie paid Cheap Smoke’s Laura $250 to film Jean Marie’s life, and it’s a horror story.

Jean Marie takes you on a tour of SwearNet studios, with cameos from the Boys, Preston, Chipper (stoned as FUCK), and many more SwearDicks.

But… aside from trying to blow everybody, what does Jean Marie actually do at SwearNet?!

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New at swearnet.com: The… Afternoon Show

Laura and Kaitlin demoted to the basement

Well, mornings can be difficult when you’re a couple of shit storm alcoholic TV hosts.  Demoted to the afternoon slot, and the frigid basement, Kaitlin and Laura bring us Top o’ the Afternoon to Ya.  Laura learns how to dress for her body type, Kaitlin gets pranked behind the wheel, and the ladies struggle to give a stoned movie review of Psycho.

All brought to you by No Name Airlines, crashing into a field near you!

Not long after this episode was posted, the girls did an AMA (Ask Me Anything) on Reddit!  Have a look!

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New at swearnet.com: Cheap Smokes head back to SwearNet

New Cheap Smokes comedy at SwearNetKaitlin and Laura are back at the SwearNet studio and are excited to make some daring new Cheap Smokes shows! We can’t wait to watch Flash Mob, Murder, and, erm… Road Kill? And if things get fucked up, Preston can deal with it.

Wanna see more drunken Morning Show, ditzy-titzy Jean-Marie, or hungover sexy Donald Trump? Let us know your favourite Cheap Smokes characters!

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Cheap Smokes comedy duo chat to SwearBlog!

Cheap Smokes comedy at swearnet.comHave you checked out hilarious comedy duo CHEAP SMOKES on SwearNet yet? During September, the girls visited Halifax and filmed some fucked new comedy sketches for us. They tell us what it was like working at the SwearNet studio!

Our experience on SwearNet was honestly a fucking wet dream come true. We have never had the chance to work with such an amazing and hard working crew before.

We filmed a shit ton of original comedy sketches that even the boys think are “fucked!” We can’t wait for the fans to see it and we hope that our parents never ever watch them. Seriously Mom and Dad, trust us… just don’t.

Cheap Smokes with Pat "Randy" Roach
Pat Roach gets in on the action!

We’re looking forward to working more with this new dysfunctional SwearNet family of ours. Stay tuned for weekly Cheap Smokes videos. Please enjoy responsibly. We hope we pass with flying fucking carpets! 😉 

 Love Kaitlin & Laura  aka. CHEAP SMOKES

 

Cheap Smokes filming in Halifax, Nova Scotia
Laura takes one for the team and roams around Halifax dressed as a giant fucking weiner.

There’s a new episode of Cheap Smokes RIGHT THE FUCK HERE!!!

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