As the Boys are coming off their nearly week-long Superbowl hangovers, they discuss silent letters and suggest better ways to spell words such as “Wednesday”. Bubbles rolls his latest collection of cat videos for his Kitty of the Weeksegment, and he shows Julian the first video entrant in the Muscle Person of the Week contest (completely unauthorized by Julian… maybe he’s just jealous).
PLUS: Here’s a terrifying thought… Ricky thinks he’d make an excellent Air Traffic Controller.
The Boys reminisce about Wednesday night’s super blood blue moon party shit show on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!
Ricky was totally fucked on shrooms and passed out during the lunar spectacle, but he was tripped out enough that he thinks he actually saw it, and declares that they should have Super Blood Blue Moon parties more often (unfortunately the fucking thing only occurs once every 150 years).
Julian contemplates marrying older women for money, and Bubbles dives into his latest round of finalists for Kitty of the Week.
PLUS: Find out why Ricky doesn’t trust the bars of soap that used to be found in truck stops.
Ricky was passed out and missed the once-every-150-year lunar event, but he was on enough mushrooms that he thinks he saw it and thought it was spectacular. Julian is busy coming up with a new scheme to marry “rich old dragons”, setting his price tag at $5 – $10 million.
Bubbles has trimmed down his Kitty of the Week selection to a tight little video package, much to the joy of Ricky, Julian, and kitty haters on the worldy pipe. Bubbles has a hard time choosing among the DECENT slate of kitties this week, and suggests that Julian and Ricky create their own weekly video competitions.
PLUS: Moon Bear can go fuck himself, the snacks are out this week.
Spooked by the Hawaiian missile fuck-around, the Boys are trying to figure out how they’d spend the last 15 minutes of their lives on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.
For starters, Ricky describes his “nuclear kit”, which would be full of all kinds of things that would fuck him up. Bubbles talks about his plans for his kitties, and Julian would like to do a thing or two with a stripper, before the missile strikes.
Ricky shares some fun facts about cumulus clouds and Chinese concrete, Julian has a business plan that involves sending Cory and Jacob to Dubai, and Bubbles quizzes Ricky about nursery rhymes.
It’s not the first podcash of the year, but it’s the first one in which the Boys are fully conscious (and Ricky is still hurting from that brutal table incident from last week), and they chat about their New Year’s Resolutions. Take a big fucking guess as to which of the Boys has already fucked up his vow to quit smoking.
Ricky ponders the reason why it’s only 2018 when there’s actually been “millions of years” that have already happened, Julian talks about bleaching cocks and balls, and Bubbles introduces some new segments.
One of those new segments is called Kitty of the Week – he wants you to send in videos of your kitties at their best, and he’ll pick his favourites to showcase on the podcash!
Thanks to all the 5,500+ entries in Bubbles’ Cute Kitty photo contest! That’s a lot of nice fuckin’ kitties right there. Public voting has now started, and you can vote for your favourite kitties every day until 4:20pm EST, Monday 26 January. Click here to cast your votes!
And A BIG THANK YOU to those who have donated to the Bide Awhile animal shelter – please donate whatever you can here: http://bit.ly/1syg6lK