As the Boys are coming off their nearly week-long Superbowl hangovers, they discuss silent letters and suggest better ways to spell words such as “Wednesday”. Bubbles rolls his latest collection of cat videos for his Kitty of the Weeksegment, and he shows Julian the first video entrant in the Muscle Person of the Week contest (completely unauthorized by Julian… maybe he’s just jealous).
PLUS: Here’s a terrifying thought… Ricky thinks he’d make an excellent Air Traffic Controller.
The Boys reminisce about Wednesday night’s super blood blue moon party shit show on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!
Ricky was totally fucked on shrooms and passed out during the lunar spectacle, but he was tripped out enough that he thinks he actually saw it, and declares that they should have Super Blood Blue Moon parties more often (unfortunately the fucking thing only occurs once every 150 years).
Julian contemplates marrying older women for money, and Bubbles dives into his latest round of finalists for Kitty of the Week.
PLUS: Find out why Ricky doesn’t trust the bars of soap that used to be found in truck stops.
Ricky was passed out and missed the once-every-150-year lunar event, but he was on enough mushrooms that he thinks he saw it and thought it was spectacular. Julian is busy coming up with a new scheme to marry “rich old dragons”, setting his price tag at $5 – $10 million.
Bubbles has trimmed down his Kitty of the Week selection to a tight little video package, much to the joy of Ricky, Julian, and kitty haters on the worldy pipe. Bubbles has a hard time choosing among the DECENT slate of kitties this week, and suggests that Julian and Ricky create their own weekly video competitions.
PLUS: Moon Bear can go fuck himself, the snacks are out this week.
Bring on the kitty videos on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn! Bubbles has received so many DECENT entries in his Kitty of the Week contest that he can’t fackin choose the best!
Ricky is agitated this week and Julian has a cold, so neither of them really have the patience to look at cat videos, but that doesn’t deter Bubbles. Ricky talks about a frost-bitten-cancer-pony-penis, and Julian cooks up a funeral home cremation scam.
PLUS: Who would win in a fight – a hyena or Mike Tyson?
Ricky has been smoking too much fucking dope, Julian is fucked over with a cold, and Bubbles is gorging on kitty videos on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast!
Ricky confesses the amount of dope he’s smoked over the last couple of days, which he claims is “not that much” but Bubbles disagrees. Ricky points out how much liquor Julian drinks everyday, and Bubbles talks about his clean living.
Bubbles struggles to pick his favourite Kitty of the Week video (because they’re all so DECENT), and a clip from the Name that Sound segment hearkens back to a time when the burgers were dirtier, the guts were bigger, and the makral was fresher.
The Boys are mentally preparing for a nuclear missile to strike Sunnyvale on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes, Spotify, and Libsyn!
The big missile fuck up in Hawaii has left the Boys pondering how they would react if a similar notification was sent to the residents of Sunnyvale. Ricky describes the contents of his “nuclear kit”, Bubbles hatches a dreamlike (but slightly fucked) scenario with his kitties, and Julian figures he’ll take one last trip down to the Aristocrat.
Spooked by the Hawaiian missile fuck-around, the Boys are trying to figure out how they’d spend the last 15 minutes of their lives on the latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast.
For starters, Ricky describes his “nuclear kit”, which would be full of all kinds of things that would fuck him up. Bubbles talks about his plans for his kitties, and Julian would like to do a thing or two with a stripper, before the missile strikes.
Ricky shares some fun facts about cumulus clouds and Chinese concrete, Julian has a business plan that involves sending Cory and Jacob to Dubai, and Bubbles quizzes Ricky about nursery rhymes.
It’s not the first episode of 2018, but this is the first time this year that all three of the Boys are conscious for the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn!
Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles chat about their New Year’s Resolutions (Ricky has already fucked his over), Julian brings up the latest fads in anal and genital bleaching, and Bubbles introduces a new segment he calls “Guess That Sound”!
But that’s not the only new segment that Bubbles has cooked up for 2018 – he also wants to do a segment where podcash fans send in videos of their cats and he will choose the Kitty of the Week!
It’s not the first podcash of the year, but it’s the first one in which the Boys are fully conscious (and Ricky is still hurting from that brutal table incident from last week), and they chat about their New Year’s Resolutions. Take a big fucking guess as to which of the Boys has already fucked up his vow to quit smoking.
Ricky ponders the reason why it’s only 2018 when there’s actually been “millions of years” that have already happened, Julian talks about bleaching cocks and balls, and Bubbles introduces some new segments.
One of those new segments is called Kitty of the Week – he wants you to send in videos of your kitties at their best, and he’ll pick his favourites to showcase on the podcash!